A mom who loves dad jokes
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "sorry we don't serve food here."
My favorite joke ever
You know, I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
How to summon a dad
-Make a circle out of power tools
-Place a pair of socks inside sandals in the middle of the summoning circle
-Chant "Hi Hungry, I'm dad" over and over
-Touch a thermostat
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1
You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it.
If a child refuses to take a nap, is he resisting a rest?
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while
Why do bananas need sunscreen? Because they peel.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me.
It means a lot.
Robber: STOP THE DAD JOKES OR I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU!
Dad: face turning red
Robber: WHAT?!
Dad: HI GONNA SHOOT YOU, I'M DAD
The first one was the best indeed :D
It’s been my favorite joke for so long! Cracks me up!
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