Word got out of that marvelous garden full of human pubic hair... There was a local chapter of Bald and Proud.

"Let's go and check out this human hair garden... If this man can create pubic hair, why can't he make head hair?"

An assemblage of 20 bald men nodded shiny skulls in unison. "

We need to go and visit this biologist and have a discussion with him. Why should all of his knowledge and labor go to waste?"

"We want hair!" stated a short, bald man. This man had taken the longest to shave off his comb over.

"I thought we were bald and proud?" said a tall, with man of forty.

The gathering began to grumble and shift their feet. Chairs were screeched on the wood floor as men rose.

"What if he can only create pubic hair? I'm not going to walk around with a head of pubic hair!" sneered a man in white tennis shoes.

Several of the baldies nodded their heads.

"I say we give him a chance." said the quiet spoken chubby guy with a mustache.

The men lined up by the door and slowly filtered out... they showed up out front of the house with the glorious patch of pubic hair prepared to make their request.