Yard sale | 5 Minutes Freewrite - Day 109

I'm a strange dog to say the least,
first out my name I mean a Yorkipoo 💩??
thank you for that
My mom has a weard mind and use to say "just do the yorkipoop already"
See how my life is?

Then my size.... Seriously like a beer can?
I'm a dog and suppose to be large and scary... This is embarrassing 🐶😔

And then yes I know I'm a big fan of costumes and wear all kinds..... Only cause I'm tiny and frozen otherwise I would never..... not true

my favorite cozy fleece suit

hey don't even... Who doesn't love superman?

This might be a little embarrassing and you know my owner so mabye it all make sence anyway... Lol

It's a monkey ass... for real

I take it with me everywhere, outside like here

when I'm Santa and are visiting my owners parents.. Monkey ass has to come

She hates my favorite toy and was gonna sell it in our latest yard sell...but I took it and hide it from her..... I mean it's not like I bought it myself.. Lol No she did! 😁

Here's the part when I will grow in your eyes and think I'm a badass despite my size.

I met a Big white scary cat and I Woffed so much that the cat got all quiet and was really afraid of me 🐶😈 .....

Yeah I know it wasn't a real cat.... So what I was really scary and looks like a mean bat when I show my badass teeth...
You got a little impressed right?

Now I'm gonna go to sleep as this freewrite and me telling you my story about a life as a Yorkipoo.... Just takes my breath away!

Sweet dreams amazing people and Thank you for caring enough to read about my life as a tiny dog (yes DOG not a hamster @enginewitty 😜)
I Know what you called me 👉👀👈 saw you!

Much Love to ya'll from Bobby Yorkipoo and my Awsome owner🖕...ohh... sorry wrong finger 😕
I meant my mommy 👇