You Don't Have A White Collar On Your Cover Photo

A conversation between an employee and a line manager.

'You don't have a while collar on your cover photo. Why is that?"

"Because, I was wearing a black t-shirt at the time."

"Couldn't you have found a shirt before taking the photo?"

"Yes, I could, but I was happy with my black t-shirt. It was made of cotton. Very comfortable."

"Couldn't you have found another photo?"

"Yes, I could have done."

"Why didn't you?"

"Because I like the black t-shirt."

"It would have been better if you wore a shirt."

"I think it looks ok. Steve Jobs always wore a t-shirt. Look where that got him."

"You are not Steve Jobs."

"You are right, I am not Steve Jobs. However, I may, one day, be more successful than Steve Jobs."

"Probably not. Steve Jobs was a one off."

"I'm a one off."

There is a pause.

"You are not Steve Jobs. You need to live in reality."

"I am living in reality. I could end up as the CEO of this company."

"What would you do if you did become CEO?"

"First of all, fire you."

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