My Last Ever Freewrite Story Part 3
Prompt: mishap provided by @mariannewest
It is party time. The Emperor, Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin are partying away. They have a sense of humour in-between blowing up planets. Unfortunately, for you and me, Earth has been destroyed tonight. That means no more Steemit.
My Last Ever Freewrite Story Part 1
My Last Ever Freewrite Story Part 2
Something strange happens. The door opens and there is a lone figure at the door. He walks towards the The Emperor. He is wearing Jedi robes and his hood is covering his face.
*This party's over.”
He says it like he was born to say it. No one in the entire galaxy could have said it better Therefore, It could only be one person.
“I wasn't expecting you, Master Windu” said The Emperor. *I thought you were dead.”
Mace Windu, Jedi Master, pulls down his hood.
“No, Darth Sidious. You need ask yourself. Are you dead?”
This comes as a shock to The Emperor. He sits back down.
Mace Windu now turns his attention to Tarkin.
“General Tarkin, when was the last time you left this battle station?”
“Just before we blew up Yavin IV.”
“.......and how did you feel just before Yavin IV was blown up?”
“I was surrounded by a big explosion.” replied Tarkin. “Then it suddenly stopped.”
Mace then stares at Darth Sidious. He gets a little scared. He points to Vader.
“He chopped off your arm!”
“Good for you, because I whipped your ass, big time.”
Then there is silence.
The Emperor looks at Tarkin, then looks at Vader.
“So, what you are trying to tell us is that we are all dead. That we are trapped on this battle station. A purgatory.”
“Yes,” says Mace. “Which means that you did not blow up Yavin IV nor did you blow up Earth. Didn't you notice the lack of Stormtroopers and other Imperial activities?”
“There is one thing wrong with this story,” said The Emperor. He points to Darth Vader again. “He betrayed us, he turned to the good side.”
Darth Vader removes his helmet. It is Jar Jar Binks.
“Hello Jar Jar,” said Mace. “Let's go home.”
“Just one more thing,” said The Emperor.
“What is that?” asked Mace Windu.
“You did not use the prompt, mishap, for this story.”
To which Jar Jar Binks replies by blowing the best raspberry ever.
The good news is that the Earth is safe and Steemit continues.
Shall I do another one tomorrow then? Maybe it is time for another WeWrite.
5 Minute Freewrite task conceived by @mariannewest and @improv
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I was worried!!! I kind of am seeing the earth blowing up around me. But all will be well now!!
Yes, all's well that ends well. Perhaps it's time for a fluffy poem.
😀
Haha, now that is a turn nobody really expected. Good for us, so we can steem on! 😂
Yes, Steem on, and thank you for your comments.
You're welcome 🙂
THAT was a mishap itself - by you forgetting to use the prompt for this - was a mishap. Haha. Great fun read.
Well, this time you will squash in the squash in the squash prompt.
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-274-5-minute-freewrite-friday-prompt-squash
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