Celery Dolls -5minutefreewrite also comedy open mic round 34

For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-361-5-minute-freewrite-tuesday-prompt
You think your dolls are creepy? CHECK OUT MY Dolls.

Wait, I don't take pictures of them, because then they'd enter the camera, and through that the internet (because all my pictures get auto-backed-up) and then they'd take over the world, and that would be bad for everyone except maybe evil dolls.

And even evil dolls would find that globalism doesn't solve all their problems. Like, which brand of extra eyeball will actually fit in their tiny eyeless eye socket.

...Uh-Oh

Source: me, a minute ago.

For real, how do dolls lose eyes? Not button eyes. I know that answer, obviously, but, like the blinky look up look down blink closed eyes.

Maybe her eye is inside?

Here's a question, are clown dolls scarier than baby dolls? I'd argue, "maybe".

I don't mind clowns, but we gotta remember the history of clowns: they're designed to frighten you.

Right? or is that a myth. You know, like the myth that celery is food.

Just kidding. I enjoy celery. Have you ever considered yourself to be a "celery person"? Not that you're made out of celery, but that you especially appreciate celery, and maybe even know something about varieties of celery. Are there varieties of celery? No matter. I think I might be becoming a celery person. I eat far more of it nowadays than I used to. Sometimes even without peanut butter. The ends are spicy. I mean the leaves. It's ok that I eat the leaves, right? I guess there's a lot I don't know about celery. Does that surprise you?

But let's get back to the point. If one of those dolls had arms made out of celery, and the other doll looked up at you after taking a bite of the celery arm, you would be more scared than at any other random vegan staring at you. Right? Probably.

I nominate @dollarsandsense and @coinsandchains