""Another hair," He said, pulling another dog hair off of his shirt. "I swear, I must breathe so much dog hair, I'm surprised that I don't turn into one!" He laughed at himself. He always did think he was pretty funny.

Now I don't know if its because he said just the right phrase, or if it was just that he made the claim several times a day for years and finally hit the magic number, but..."

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