Pickup lines to charm the ladies
I've been married for a while and I'm still really popular with the girls.
Now I'm sharing some of the best pickup lines I know to make sure all of you will find love.
"Hey girl, you like music? Do you want to my place and play my miniature sized bagpipes?"
"Hey girl, are you a potato or do you just look like one?" Source
"Damn girl, you are so beautiful you make obesity hot!"
"You are like a cousin to me.. babe"
"Wow, you have such a beautiful personality"
"I think women are nothing but kitchen appliances.. because only an oven is as hot as you are!"
"I like kids and I would be a great father for your children"
"Gynecology is my hobby, do you want to come and help me practice?"
"I haven't had sex for 25 years.. help me, please. PLEASE!"
"I'm trying to collect all STD's, can you give me one?"
In the end, I'll give you the perfect line to break the ice:
"Hey girl, do you know how much a polar bear weights? Enough to break the ice!"
Good luck and have fun!
Oh @apsu ....you amateur.... licks a finger and wipes it of in your shirt ....now lets get you out of those wet clothes.
Oh come on, I don't think it would work. How many girls have you impressed like that? :(
Hey...i was in middle school for health care (32 girls, 0 boys), college OT (55 girls, 0 boys)...work 48784 women and 9 men. I'm pretty cool with the ladies. It will work. I suggest you try it as soon as possible.
...fine..maybe not 48784 exactly....but you know what i mean. The numbers are deffo in my fav.
Hey I accidentally wrote that last comment on my own comment as a reply, so you won't get a notification of it :(
I had to think for this 3 days, but I finally came up with an answer:
I'm not impresed. With only girls being around, you can imperss women with almost anything. If it were 1 girl and 50 boys, it'd be some real competition. ;)
Basicly what you are trying to say u were testing it for 3 days now and it only amounted in time spent in the laundry doing all the washing. :>
Nah, I tested it for 3 days but as I was at our summer cottage, it didn't impress my wife as much as the bilberries did :(
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It was really included...LOL
I should tell crypt that his bot is malfunctioning...LOL LOL...
Im lauging so much you troll!
How many accounts do you have, turtle? :D
LOL im no turtle
Im a dragon!
hahaha...wrong account!
That polar bear one is magic! I'm totally gonna use that one! Thanks my friend XD
If you ever actually use it, tell us how it was :)