“Who did it?” I wondered while frozen in the doorway and the typical list of suspects flooded my mind.

Using my keen detective skills, I began weeding them out, “I know it wasn’t me, Billy’s in the pen, Sally's bulimic and Tony doesn't eat corn… Oh God, it’s my wife’s!”

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