“Freeze, this is the police!” I yelled, while drawing my gun. The kidnapper smirked, held up a badge and announced, “I’m Special Agent Peterson! I have orders to get these kids to Saudi Arabia for Prince...” but then his head exploded.

"Captain, it wasn’t treason! It was an accidental discharge!"

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