Perhaps.... (and a big perhaps)... you could try some Tapatio Popcorn?
I know this is in left field. You've come by my blog before and I do have you in my follower feed. You've made boobs a story. (cool idea)...
At some point you should allow a TV commercial interruption. (Which I just did) for tapatio popcorn. grin.
I never know what you're going to post next @everittmickey - but I do know, you will always have something to post next.. which keeps me interested.
Good job at never running out of ideas or content.
...from me to you. @intelliguy
BTW, my upvote put you over the $5 mark for this one. :)