"Q" Chapter 2
The Plant closed today
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........one man among many told his wife that night.
This particular wife knew exactly how he felt. She’d been laid off months before when the factory that she had been working at had shut their doors and moved to Mexico, just as her husband’s had today.
“We were kinda expecting that.” she told him.
“Yeah we were.” He said “I’d hoped it wouldn’t happen so soon.”
“What are we going to do?” She said. Her boy Charlie walked into the room just then.
His pa looked at him sadly. Charlie was a mess. His clothes were torn and he had a black eye.
“Fighting again?” His mother asked.
“It wasn’t my fault.” Charlie said defiantly. They jumped me.
“Did you win?” his father asked. He knew the answer. Charlie got beat up fairly often by the bullies at school.
“I was doing pretty good this time.” Charlie told them “Until two of them hit me from behind. Uh...mom is crying..what’s wrong?”
“Lost my job.” the father told his son.
“No idea how we’re going to pay the rent” his mother sobbed.
Giggle
“Ok..” she said ”I’ll quit teasing you... a little bit. I guess I really should put on a top.”
“NO!” I blurted out...I couldn’t help myself. It had been SUCH a long time...er...I mean.
Shaniqua Was
At Loose Ends
She could only grieve for her slaughtered family for so long. She was now an independent, very wealthy young lady, with time on her hands. Somehow the life of the idle rich held no appeal. She wanted to DO something.
Even though the grieving was past she was not one to forget, and certainly she would not forgive. She wanted revenge. She had no idea how to achieve it though.
One night while idly surfing the internet she happened across something that caught her eye.
“Newspaper for sale.” the headline said.
One of Shaniqua’s minors was in journalism. She hadn’t liked it much. Shaniqua thought journalism was hypocritical. They said one thing repeatedly then did something else.
“The TRUTH is beyond mere facts.” her journalism teachers had chastised her. “We must instruct the public so that they will think correctly.”
“So you lie to them.” Shaniqua had commented.
The instructors had not taken that well. If Shaniqua hadn’t been several types of minority as well as filthy rich she would have been booted out of J-School.
But money talks.
“hmmmm.... what have we here?” she clicked on the headline and new window opened before her....and froze.
“Ad Blocker detected.” flaming red text informed her. “Please disable the AdBlocker so that you may view the important information that we have.”
She almost decided it wouldn’t be worth the effort. She normally blacklisted any site that wouldn’t allow ad blockers and never returned.
In this instance she made an exception and did as instructed. Her curiosity was piqued. A newspaper business for sale?
She was instantly bombarded with annoying pop-ups, distracting auto-start videos, and childish ads. How they expected anyone to actually read an article was beyond her understanding.
Perhaps that was the point, she thought, as she struggled thru the poorly written text. Perhaps they were ashamed of the quality of their articles. She certainly would have been had she written it. The grammar was incorrect. There were even misspelled words. In this day of spell-checker there was no excuse for that. She had done better as a ten year old back home in the harem.
While closing repeated pop-ups that blocked her view, she finally managed to read the text. It took longer to clear the distractions than to read it. She closed the window in disgust.
“hmmmm” she repeated. “Perhaps I should check into this.”
She composed a search engine search string....
Giggle
“Mom was right” she said.
“Mom’s usually are” I agreed. “eh... about what?”
“Boobs” she grinned.
“Well yeah.” I answered. “Mom’s are experts on boobs.”
“No silly. My mom said that boobs have two purposes.” She teased...while jiggling the objects of our discussion
“Eh? Er...what was that?” I asked brilliantly...those were some really FINE...er.. I mean.
The Late Devonian Extinction
occurred approximately 364 million years ago. 75% of all life died. The Trilobites which survived the previous Ordovician-Silurian extinction event were almost driven extinct...again. Various spider and scorpion-type creatures, elpistostegalians were driven extinct. No vertebrates remained living on the land. It would be another 10 million years before the distant ancestors of humans appeared. The ichthyostegalians.
Oddly Enough
The planet Mars has a HUGE canyon. The Valles Marineris is the largest canyon know in the entire solar system. No one really understands what caused it or how it was formed.
Roy Was Pumping Out His Tenth
rep when Sally commented. “I don’t know how you do that. You’re the strongest man I’ve ever seen.”
Roy normally did at least fifty pushups every morning before he started his day.
“What makes you say that?” he asked. “Anyone can do pushups.”
“Not everyone can and no one I know can do them like that.” Sally said. She stood up and stretched like a cat. She and Roy were living together now. They shared a hotel room as they went from one city to another on wrestling circuit. She was wearing one of her normal provocative outfits...a cut away T-shirt that barely covered her very ample breasts and a rather short skirt.
She sauntered over to where Roy was working out. She was right. She’d never even heard of anyone who could do so many handstand pushups in a row.
Roy was balanced on his hands...his feet nearly touched the ceiling each time he lifted himself up. He was a big man and tall, without an ounce of fat on him. She could tell. He was only wearing a pair of boxer shorts.
Roy was a machine. Well not quite a machine. Sally giggled when she noticed the bulge in his shorts.
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“Your tent pole is holding up your Wig-Wam rather well chiefy.” she teased him.
“Can’t help it.” Roy said easily. He wasn’t even breathing hard.
“It’s the view” he said “I love me some under-boobs.”
“You don’t have on any panties either.” He said.
“How forgetful of me.” she said as she grasped his shorts at top of an up stroke, then held tight as slid out of them as he began the downstroke.. She released her hold when he began the upstroke. His shorts were around his knees.
“There” she commented. “Now I have a view too.”
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“Your member is definitely NOT limber” she giggled and wrapped her hand around the stiff and rather long body part under discussion.
“You’re going to be sorry.” Roy said.
“What ever for?” she asked coyly.
“Keep that up and you’ll soon find out.” He said.
“What ever do you mean?” She asked innocently.
“You’re about to find out.” Roy said. “Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!”
“Ohhhhh...Icky” Sally said
“told ya.” Roy said. “I image there’s a towel in the bathroom.”
hahahahaha the boobs get me. more love. glad i started with Q :D I am dying. Next chapter: BOOBS hahahaha you're awesome.
Mo