Witches were frowned upon in Knightly circles, mostly because witches were generally of the fairer sex and ladies confused

bwahaha... i dedicate this line to deathbitch, nobyknowsnot, and anikwifeofviking

The Knight replaced his sword and retrieved his small folding pocket dagger. The swish-knife - so called for the noise it made as one waved it in the air - had various useful and some not quite so useful attachments: it could double as a spoon, a corkscrew, a set of tweezers and, even though they were not yet invented, a screwdriver and can opener.

swiss army knight!

He supposed that here in the wilds he would not have the indignity of being seen riding such a beast.
Despite his curious mode of transport, the brave Sir Muxxy’s mood lifted. It was good to be back in the saddle.

well @gmuxx, this was a surprising delightful read... might not seem so to the innocent eyes, but it's like a having a bad prolong depressing fight and having make-up sex again!

if time permits, do check out some of the other entries in #comedyopenmic hope you enjoy some grins and smirks from some of the round10 entries