Fresh and aromatic alienbutt. Hey! This story has a lot of this I like: Cynicism, spaceships and aliens. I felt like the formatting made it a bit hard to follow, but I don't think there is much that can be done about that here on Steem. I'll definitely read what I have missed so far. ^^

I really like your irreverent tone, if you're interested were running a horror short story contest and I'd love to see an entry from you.

Thabks for sharing!