Expand Your Pinoy Vocabulary

This is a post that only Pilipinos (more commonly called Pinoys) can appreciate. I apologize to my non-Pilipino readers. It's just that it's too good not to post as I enjoyed reading this post when it popped up in my Inbox and I knew I had to share. Some of you may be familiar with the words but nevertheless, I am sure this will still bring a smile on your face. Enjoy!

1. Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan
   
2. Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
3. Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
4. Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis
   
5. Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
6. Devastation - sakayan ng bus
7. Protestant - tindahan ng prutas
   
8. Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
9. Tissue - Ikaw nga!
10. Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
11. Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa
12. Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
13. Deduct - Ang pato
    
14. Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
15. Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
16. Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
17. City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
18. Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
    
19. Persuading - Unang Kasal
20. Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
21. Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa
    PERSUADING
22. It depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
23. Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha
24. Delusion - Ang lotion
    

Hope you had fun. I did.

(All pictures sourced from Pixabay)