Mr. One-Toot Saves the Day! 🎄#elfonashelf 🎄 The Delightfully Devious Elf is Back & He's Wrangled Up Something...
He's at it again! And just what has he done now?
I awoke this morning to this mischevious elf, Mr. One-Toot, tackling a T-Rex on the kitchen table. Once I came out to see what the commotion was all about, he explained. Let's just say that dino is not a domesticated one... And might be on Santa's naughty list this year!
Here's How It All Started
Mr. One-Toot, the delightfully devious little Christmas Elf, was relaxing by the tree when along came a T-Rex. This dino was scavenging for snacks and decided to eat ALL of the reindeer snacks (marshmallows) that the kids put out before heading off to bed. The elf lassoed that dinosaur and hopped right on his back.
As he held the reins tight, he hollered "Dude! You ate the fuel, so you have to give me a ride into the kitchen to get more!"
But...Once T-Rex saw the teddy bear cookies he lost all self-control.
He ate half the bag and put the open bag back! Mr. One-Toot knew that sharing his elf goodies was the kind thing to do, BUT the dinosaur ate all of the reindeer snacks, too!
There was only one thing left to do - break that T-Rex like he was a wild horse! Roped up and elf on his back, the T-Rex ran about breaking crayons and eating Christmas cookies that Mommy said are off-limits, but Daddy still sneak-eats late at night...
Mr. One-Toot knew if T-Rex didn't learn a lesson then there'd only be crumbs for everyone - this greedy dino needed to be set straight!
That inconsiderate dinosaur ate all the snacks we left for the reindeer and even stooped so low as to beg the children for breakfast scraps
What nerve! Can you believe this sh-tuff?! 😆
So Mr.One-Toot Did His Best Bruce Lee Moves on T-Rex
Because the dino has extraordinarily short arms, he wasn't able to tap out! Mr. One-Toot chopped and tickled that dinosaur until he sharted a little. The elf had conquered the greedy dinosaur before he could spoil the party! Christmas was saved today, all thanks to a deviously delightful elf on the shelf.
DISCLAIMER: This story is entirely true 100 %. No dinosaurs were injured in the making of this production. Rex, the dinosaur, is now on a strict diet until he passes all of those marshmallows he ate, but is expected to fully recover. Happy Holidays from the Holsey Family!
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Very creative ideas! Keep them coming!
Thanks, @skye1! I'm having a lot of fun with this and all the #elfonashelf posts double as a nice bonus bedtime story for the kids 😆.
Please, feel free to drop any #elfonashelf links you have or find humorous - HERE - so I can read & support!
What a wonderful idea! We read a story everynight but that would be an added touch to let them see what other elves around the world were up to!!😁
It's awesome to see the different elf ideas with personal stories - my kids are still young enough that they think it's our elf, traveling around to other people's house 😆😂
They love it & I do too! I try to keep my elf ideas G rated, but my wife says I should do one for the adults (to get it out of my system cuz she knows me too well). From what I've seen online, even my "adult" rated ideas seem PG in comparison..lol there's some questionable elf behavior online!! I swear I have too much fun with this
AHAHAHAHAHA!! This story cracks me up entirely too much!! Although, I have to side with T-Rex a bit too, I can't resist the teddy grahams either. They are so cute you just have to eat them up (shameful, I know).
I had a few laughs myself while writing it, @adayat523!
Glad you enjoyed it, I was in one of those silly moods yesterday and couldn't resist. I eat those elf goodies when nobody's lookin' 😆
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