Prison For Life - Tyger’s Electric Dreams Short Story Contest #15
This story is a submission to @tygertyger's 15th Electric Dreams contest. There's still time to submit a piece, so join the fun here.
The requirements for the story were the following:
Your mission, if you choose to take it, is to write a short story of 1000+ words (no longer than 5000 words). Write it including the following 3 prompts: #1 your protagonist finds out by accident that they are immortal? how does he/she/they find out? How does this affect their life afterwards? What is he/she/they immortal #2 floccinaucinihilipilification #3 the story must include the sentence - “ Where do I find a cat at three AM in the morning ? ”. Take it from here and let's see where it goes
Prison For Life
by @dirge
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“Floccinaucinihilipilifacation. An inevitable result of an endeavor in this place. And just as pretentious as that word as, exhausting in its recondite sophistry, so is the project of being human.”
Well, it is indeed “a terrible joke” one can say for taking on the immortal word and making it unkillable/undying as well. Here-say, here-say, a gene must’ve been force-ejected, maybe they figured Franklin wasn’t truthful to his words, maybe this, maybe that. Yet here-say, here-say, they’ll make him a hero, a hero, for surviving such an endavor which is “a terrible joke” and still blame, blame!, the “Eternals” for doing what they do. Listen to me irk like some damned weird sister, but I know myself no soothsayer nor oracle of the Gods! But the “Eternals” still fight and fight to prove a thing so hidden in plain sight, that they’ve indeed have truly nothing to loose and everything to gain. Not because they don’t have anything to loose but because they cannot loose it thanks to a “terrible joke” that persists in the miasma. Indeed, I choke to even breathe this air, but yah can breathe it too, can’t yah? If so, here be me gas-mask and let us navigate through this “terrible joke” of which we cannot decide to laugh about or cry about for its terribleness. But, I do here a jester bell ringing; maybe a better joke will come about to dispell this “terrible joke?” No?
i think that worm is scarred permanently in my nightmares
{Mischief from Interface by U m a m i.}
I enjoyed reading this story, it's bizarre and entertaining, and you deftly maneuvered all the prompt requirement. Good job :D.
Congrats for your curie vote ^_^.
Is this a rare @scrawly I see... heyo!
thanks for the kind words and happy you enjoyed it
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Yah got a @curie @dirge!
thank you for the continued support, @curie
It was not easy to write a story with condition and limitation of characters. And you did it with a fantastic story and funny too.. Asked for a cat ?? When I read it, i like What? With all the hostage, you just want a cat.. Then you covered the story with a story from a reporter, this was new for me on how you end the story. Wow, a person not dead after fall from 70 stories with a gun wound. That is silly. But i love it. It fun and i enjoy it.
You spend how long to finish this story because with a limitation of 1000-5000 words it made a story difficult to deliver. But you made it. Are you a writer?
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I am so glad you entered please forgive the long wait time my life has been in chaos <3
thanks for the contests. happy to join for the exercises. hope you're feeling better