I know that Salem did witches like that, so lawyers might have been, maybe may have been that there isn't much difference between the two occupations so they lumped them all together.
That phone call would have surely done it for me if the other part hadn't.
Texas needs more educated beavers and beaver eaters, I'll explain that when I do the results post.
Thanks for the answers and yes, to the two thumbs up for @natubat , everyone does need to see that video.