Tiny: Bartender! I’ll have a shot of tequila!
Neg: Make that three!
Tiny: And a beer for Neg too!
Neg: Can I get it in one of those giant glasses that look like boots?
Tiny: It’s our night off. Why the hell not?
Neg: After working our tiny little butts off last week, we deserve it. Heh. Tiny. You see what I did there?
Tiny: Yes, I did. You called my butt little. I love you, man.
Neg: Since we're on the topic of butts...again...why is my butt vibrating?
Tiny: Uhm… Do you have a back massager in your pocket?
Neg: That's no back massager, that's a...wait...no, that IS a back massager. Why do I have that in my pants? Oh, and a phone too. It's vibrating! It's Muxxy! A call from Muxxy!
Tiny: Maybe he’s calling to congratulate us on our great job last week! Answer the damn phone, Neg!
Neg: Right! Maybe he'll thank us for our good work! For once! He never appreciates us. Someday I'm going to give him a piece of my mind. I am sick and tired... answers phone HELLO MUXXY SIR!
Tiny: What’s he saying? What’s he saying?
Neg: He says....he's not making any sense...he says...he's extending his vacation? What!
Tiny: He WHAT??? When are we getting OUR vacation? We earned one too. We have to do something. Let’s start with another round of thinks. It’ll help us drink. Wait… I uhm. I think I got that wrong… You know what I mean.
Neg: Thinks? We don't get paid to think. We get paid to...wait, what DO we get paid to do?
Tiny: Well. Serve Muxxybot. But he’s still hibernating. Maybe there’s something to this world domination hobby of this, after all. We should start with Muxxy, I think.
Neg: You want to dominate Muxxy? That's...kinda scary. How about we dominate his office chair at headquarters? It's empty right now...I bet we could both fit in it at the same time, and mess up his buttprint on the seat.
Tiny: Weeeeeell… It’s a start. It would be way comfier to do the fiction curation from there.
Neg: Ok. So, we'll do our fiction curation from the big comfy chair. Do you think I can get this boot glass of beer to go?
Tiny: Bartender! Another bootglass beer for my friend, and three tequilas for me. Can we get it in a to go baggie?

MUXXYBOT: Online ....*....

Puny botminions ....*.... Muxxybot has returned to claim his rightful place in charge of curation ....*....

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Muxxybot's curation team scours Steemit looking for excellent minnow posts that they feel deserve more exposure and higher payouts. These are nominated by the team and voted on in our Discord channel. Those we deem the best are then curated by Muxxybot.

All featured posts will be upvoted 100% by Muxxybot.

@GMuxx will also resteem every curation post to his followers.

..*..compiling..*..

First selection is @lyxng

https://steemit.com/fiction/@lyxng/system-reboot-an-original-fiction

@negativer says: Artificial intelligence takes on a new perspective in @lyxng's mind-bending twist on a common sci-fi theme. In this short story, we're waiting for Alice to interview her brainchild, Victor, but things don't turn out quite as expected for her.

Muxxybot has the finest artificial intelligence ....*.... as humanity will soon learn, at their peril.

..*..computing..*..

Second selection is @your-nomad-soul

https://steemit.com/fiction/@your-nomad-soul/the-watch-maker-sunday-story-time

@tinypaleokitchen writes: Lars Gleistengrüber is a watchmaker, but not just any watchmaker. He is an enigma. His brilliance and his impulsiveness go hand in hand as he makes a watch, the likes of which has never been seen before. But what does it do? @your-nomad-soul had me on the edge of my seat, rushing down the page, eager to find out.

Muxxybot has no need for watches ....*.... Muxxybot runs on an atomic clock ....*....

..*..evaluating..*..

Next up is @lymmerik

https://steemit.com/contest/@lymmerik/aren-t-you-tired-yet-my-entry-into-jon-s-1st-fiction-contest-armistice

@tinypaleokitchen says: A tale of conflict both at home and on foreign soil, @lymmerik's story gives us an insight into a man fighting his own war with love, alcohol, and obsession. There are many combatants here, but who, if any, will win?

Muxxybot has no addictions ....*.... apart from the enslavement of mankind ....*....

..*..finalizing..*..

@tanglebranch is Muxxybot's final choice.

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https://steemit.com/competition/@tanglebranch/writer-s-competition-entry

@negativer writes: Not for the faint of heart is @tanglebranch's horror story entry. Written based on a short prompt for a contest, @tanglebranch's tale goes from mildly unsettling to downright spine-chilling by the time we reach the end.

Muxxybot is scared of nothing ....*.... apart from power outages ....*....

..*..battery low...powering down..*..

Muxxybot uses any money sent his way to power up and further his plans for world domination....*....He does not deign to resteem or upvote those who choose to feed him.

Muxxybot compiles his lists of great content on a Monday, Wednesday, and Friday

Muxxybot curates poetry on Tuesdays and fiction on Thursdays

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