Comedy Open Mic Round #29: Enter The Man Cave (But Don't Enter the Man)
Who doesn't love a good meme?
Wanna read something funny? My wife says it "me-me" because it has the word "me" in it twice. So it must be mee-mee. Right?
She didn't believe me when I said it's "meem." Rhymes with Steem, and scream. As in, don't scream it, Steem it!
Never mind.
The whole purpose for this post is to let you know about a new place for men to hang out and hang their hats up on their man tits. It's The Man Cave and, no, there aren't any bears.
Well, maybe there are a few, but they walk on two legs.
@raymondspeaks has this thing going on where he's giving away Brocoins. No joke. He talks about it in a blog post right here, but be forwarned. He makes it sound like some weird things are going on over there at that man cave of his.
For instance, he says this right up in the first paragraph:
I'm trying to make it a multi-faculty discord where men from all over the world can come together.
Uhm, yeah. Didn't the Beatles try that come together stuff? And where are they now?
Further on, he says
A few days ago we released the Man Cave ICO - to celebrate this awesomeness we have a whacking 2,000,000 (2 Million) Brocoins to give away
How would you like to have a whacking 2 million of something? It sure beats what you're whacking now, believe me.
So here I am trying to win me some Brocoins, cause I need something to whack.
The first thing is posting the rules, which is a part of the rules. So here they are:
Rules:
- These rules, text and picture underneath must be copied and pasted onto your post (including this one or no Bro, sorry!)
- I'll be posting a picture underneath these rules, please copy it onto your post and caption it/meme it.
- Please include @raymondspeaks in your post somewhere (so I can find it) and also post your bitshares account name. If you don't have one - go here: https://exchange.easydex.net/welcome and register one.
- Everyone that takes part gets 100 Brocoin You can only have 1 entry.
- The winner receives 2000 Brocoin
- Nominate and tag 5 friends you'd think would like to give this contest a try
- use the tag brocontest as one of your tags
- 10 Bonus Brocoin for a share on social media limited to one share per platform (ie. Facebook, Twitter + Reddit = 30 Bonus Brocoin)
Now, to follow the rules:
Here are 5 people I think might be interested in entering this contest:
I'll be sharing this post on Twitter and LinkedIn.
Are you ready for my Chuck Norris mee-mee? Get ready ...
drum roll ...
here it comes ...
"Oh when the Saints go marching in, oh when the Saints go marching in ...."
Public Domain image. Photo By: Sgt. Ezekiel R. Kitandwe
Now it's your turn. Go on, be a man. Enter The Man Cave (just don't enter the man, Man).
Who do I nominate to participate in next week's Comedy Open Mic?
@talkingwiseshit
@steveblucher
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Hi blockurator,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
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hahaha @blockurator, seems to be a whole lotta whacking going on in that comin' together man cave. Weird? Most certainly. So @jaichai is a perfect fit ... perfectly weird and also hilarious :) And love the me-me too haha
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Haha. Glad you liked it @lynncoyle1. You're as twisted as I am.
Just woke up. I'll have to read the instructions again after some coffee and a quick "eye snot" removal...
Namaste, JaiChai
Cool. Grab a beer and join the man cave. But don't get too cozy with the cigars. :-)
We just have to make sure there's no bro on bro bro stuff brewing in the cave of men, can I call it that? Cave of men? Does it mean the same thing? 🤔.
Yes, cave of men. Perfectly acceptable. And I know what you mean. No bromancing the bone in the man cave.
This is brilliant, the commentary on his post 😂 love that you found those gems.
Thanks. Glad you liked it. :-)
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That was good always fun to stop by your post.