Join the WORST STEEMIT CONTEST #3 (20 SBD + 30 Whaleshares) all losers win!

in contests •  3 months ago

COMMENTS WITH THE LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES WIN!

Yes, you are trying to be the worst contestant and not to get upvotes :D But others also want the main prize so they will try to spoil your chances of winning by upvoting your comment. Last round generated 460 comments and people really played the upvoting game so we proved that entering with ANY comment guarantee you some comment payout at the end and if not... Congrats! You won the main prize!

All of you made money in comment section but I lost a lot of SBD in Round 2 so I had to ease up on prizes this time :D You compete for 20 SBD + 30 Whaleshares in this round.

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THE WORST RULES:

1) Write the worst joke in comments. (stupid, corny, offensive, unfunny, whatever:)
2) Upvote and Resteem this post.
3) Start upvoting your opponents comments to win!
Don't forget to come back to check your position from time to time...

ENTER UNTIL:

Wednesday (August 16) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)
(I will not count entries posted after this time.)

You can check your time difference here:
https://greenwichmeantime.com/timepiece/world-clock/world/

COMPETITION ENDS:

Saturday (August 19) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)

THE WORST PRIZES:

WINNER: 20 SBD + 10 Whaleshares
1st RUNNER-UP: 10 Whaleshares
2nd RUNNER-UP: 10 Whaleshares

*I only count first comment from each user.
*Don't be angry at me for upvoting. I keep it fair and try to upvote ALL your comments.
*I will do random pick in case more people have same number of votes.
*Last round some people tried to post endless white images so no. Those can't win.

You can check previous round here: https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/winners-of-the-worst-steemit-contest-experiment-stats People used interesting strategies and some of them wrote hillarious entries so I look forward to reading your jokes again.

May the WORST player win!

@lepton

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Oh the humanity...That's my joke...

novisit

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I imagine you upvoted the people who upvoted you? Lol this is crack!

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Of course 😁 I'm trying to win!!!

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STOP UPVOTING THIS JOKE!
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This is clearly cultural appropriation...shame!

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That will teach you!

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DAMMIT NOW EVERYONE IS UPVOTING ME

It's really not very funny, and the rules are very strange. I LOVE YOUR POST @lepton

The best "worst" joke in my repertoire:

How do you know your sister is on her period?

...Your dad's dick tastes like blood...

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I know, right? 😂😂😂

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Uh...can we get a witness on this one?

I second that dog's protestation.

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I couldn't bring myself to upvote this one...

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Bahahaha. Isn't that the point? 😂😂

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Yea ...guess it's how far your willing to go...

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All the way. All the time.

This joke goes out to all beggars on Steemit who are begging for upvotes and followers. You may think this is a good way to gain Steem, but I beg to differ. By the way, please don't upvote... ;)

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Lol this is awesome!!!

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This is hilarious Colorado-Girl! Do you think you can make it to our Colorado Springs meetup 11/4 @ 8PM at the Burrowing Owl?

So, two priests are driving down a road when they get stopped by a police officer.

"I'm looking for two child molesters," the officer tells them.

The priests look at each other before they speak. "We'll do it."

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Sorry dude but that's what friends do in this contest.

knock knock
Trump: Who's there?
Kim Jong-Un: me the guy with mushroom on head and no brain just like u................. boom boom boom boom

̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(◣_◢)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get some steemit.

An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

How did the farmer sew his overalls?

he used his cabbage patch...

What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.

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Well now everyone is here :P

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!!! You upvoted me. Treason 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😧😧😧😧😧😧😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢

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We both won't get either of the prizes.

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😢😢

Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.

What is easier to move dead babies or bags of sand?
Dead babies, because you can use a pitchfork..

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea!

I Took my girlfriend out for shopping with only one hundred dollars on Me, thinking my bae will just buy snacks or soft drinks and I will pay, but with my foolishness I told her to take any drink she wants and there were lots of people around I wanted to act like am the Boss but she picked up one of the expensive wine I whisper to her try to convince her, but she insisted she want the wine and called Me fool! Next time do not take me for granted I am expensive. I wanted to cry.

What does a steemer say?

I really hope I loose this contest

Q: What's the worst thing you can come across on the internet?
A: your keyboard

What ever
وجعلنا من بين أيديهم سدا ومن خلفهم سدا فأغشيناهم وهم لا يبصرون

What sound does a chainsaw make?
Run nigga nigga nigga run nigga nigga nigga

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Ok Justin Bieber

hedlock

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Well shit now everyone is here because I resteemed it.

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you are getting rekt out of here

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Eh... least I get third place! Wait until people start upvoting you :P

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nvmind now everyone decided to pick on me

The worst joke

If i'm at the liqueur store looking for a bottle of tequila...Is the person who shows me where to find it considered my spirit guide?

Upvote this if you are a racist antifa/confederate/nazi

Why'd the whale cross the road?

It didn't

Newspaper headline reads.. cartoonist found dead in his home.
Details are sketchy

Still in National Day Holiday mood.

Please don't upvote comment :-)

Does this count?

My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. “Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” she said.

“Sure, it does,” I replied. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

Poing Poing.....Poing!

Ala hai Keubeu leumbam le that jai kacang panah

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

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very good ukulelever chops.

What did one ball of dough say to the other? " Fuck were toast!"

Recently I see this contest. The rules are very funny. Hopefully no one can see my comment. So no one gives a vote. So I can win the contest. I like your post

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"

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Hmm ... Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

Do you know what happens when a frogs car breaks down?
It gets toad

What did the confused steemian say?

Upvote for upvote. Follow for follow!

Why did the chicken stop on in the middle of the road?

He wanted to see his flat mate!

Don't upvote my comments, catttttttttttt

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you send whaleshare tokens to the steemit whale and he automatically upvotes your post...

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"that's very logical. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

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stop with the upvotes....damn it

If you suffer from stinky fart, then vote my comment!

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This is ridiculously useless.

I have a cat. Its name is Kitty!

upvote this comment and thats it dont expect anything back
lol i was kidding( was not)

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What is brown and sticky?...


A stick.

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Vote me with you sbd

Joe Pesci walks into chuckie cheese...

"What am I clown to yous"

I think that this won't work, i'm certain it's not for real... You are all falling into a trap!!! :p

Please don't upvote my comment... Chuck Norris is my friend...

I didn't make you laugh. So don't upvote.

I cheated the bus driver, I paid and don't get in

How to define inflation?

When a woman gets older and gains mass, but loses value.

i have a botnet and i know how to use it

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Downvotes are negative votes right? Like I am -2 votes right now..

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No! You reduce your payout AND give yourself more votes. Good try though :)

What does a vegetarian zombie eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”

What did the man with invisible inkt write?

Everyone who upvotes this thinks Donald Trump is the smartest person on earth.

I changed my every gadget password to " incorrect" . when I forgot it, it always reminds me " your password is incorrect".

Creative idea!
I'm following and upvoting this post.

Good luck everyone.

knock knock. go away. ok.

Q.what do you get when you cross a bungee cord with an owl
A. my a**.
-betty
Kungpow

Was that even a joke?
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bitconnect is the best scam ever...watch my youtube videos and join

whats a joke? something i can't hear before we die

Let's do this

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is this a KFC ad? you're making me hungry..

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Its not supose to make you hungry, its supose to make wanna dance like a chicken🐔🐔🐔🐔 hehehe

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Hahahaha ok I can bob my head to that!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

What will you say if u slip in front of your crush??

"Sorry that is how I fall for you"
Laughing at my own joke hahaha

@lepton thats my entry