Join the WORST STEEMIT CONTEST #4 all losers win! (SBD + Whaleshares)

in contest •  2 years ago 

COMMENT WITH THE LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES WIN!

Yes, you are trying to be the worst contestant and not to get upvotes :D But others also want the main prize so they will try to spoil your chances of winning by upvoting your comment. Previous rounds proved that entering with ANY comment guarantee you some comment payout at the end and if not... Congrats! You won the main prize!

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THE WORST RULES:

  1. Write the worst joke in comments. (stupid, corny, offensive, unfunny, whatever:)
  2. Upvote/Resteem this post.
  3. Start upvoting your opponents comments to win!
    Don't forget to come back to check your position from time to time...

ENTER UNTIL:

Wednesday (December 13) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)
(I will not count entries posted after this time.)

You can check your time difference here:
https://greenwichmeantime.com/timepiece/world-clock/world/

COMPETITION ENDS:

Saturday (December 16) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)

THE WORST PRIZES:

WINNER: 10 SBD + 10 Whaleshares
1st RUNNER-UP: 5 Whaleshares
2nd RUNNER-UP: 5 Whaleshares
(+much more SBD in comment payouts..:)

*I only count first comment from each user.
*Don't be angry at me for upvoting. I keep it fair and try to upvote ALL your comments.
*I will do random pick in case more people have same number of votes.
*Some people tried to post endless white images to confuse people in comments so NO, those can't win.

You can check previous round here: https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/winners-of-the-worst-steemit-contest-experiment-stats People used interesting strategies and some of them wrote hillarious entries so I look forward to reading your jokes again.

Lets make some SBD together and as always:
May the WORST player win!

@lepton

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How does a squid go into battle?
Well armed.

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Still???* Goes away now to mope *

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*Sighs * @Khurshid

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If dogs are man's best friend, does that mean that Uncle Joey was Danny Tanner's dog?!?

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FULL HOUSE JOKE? Should I downvote your comment?

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Does Uncle Jesse have to help you learn a lesson about kindness at the end of this episode?

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My favorite DJ is DJ Tanner.

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My favorite tanners are the ancient Sumerians.

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@lepton Huzzah! Can't wait for the next WORST STEEMIT CONTEST, too!

I command you to vote for me immediately.

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What does a grape say after it’s stepped on?

Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.

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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

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What Do You Call a Fly with no wings?

!! A WALK !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

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You know what no one talks about in public anymore - Pussy farts...

(George Carlin)

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I heard this on TV few years back.

The teacher ask a student:

"Can you give an example of an amphibious animal?"

The bright student replied,

"A frog"

The teacher ask another student:

"Can you give another example of an amphibious animal?"

The other student replied,

"Another frog".


Picture source: Pixabay.com

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Cool.

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How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.

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Shit I did the same one. Its everywhere if you look up bad jokes

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Today a man knocked on my door to ask for a small donation to a local swimming pool

--I gave him a bowl of water

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Y'all should all upvote steamboard it can steal our game.

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DEAR GUYS Pls Treat your girlfriend like Toothbrush, don't let anyone touch or use it, only you and you alone. Keep it Clean and Safe.

(I know the girls are Happy now)
Also don't forget to change it every 3 months 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Q: What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?
A: Nothing. She's already been told twice.

[Remember, this is for the worst joke.]

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Playing dirty huh?
You could have easily played it safe with..
Q:Whats green and can fly?
A:SUPER Bugger!

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haha i was going to go for a really offensive joke myself but decided to play it a bit safer lol, although i was going to go much more offensive than yours lol

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How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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I have kleptomania. Sometimes when it gets really bad, I take something for it.

so a baby seal walked into a club

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OUCH!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me
Me who?
Me meeting ghost.
Hahahaha

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This contest looks real but sounds like a joke it self

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Worst contestant with Nasty & Offensive jokes.. ¿Huh?

¿What did God say when he made the second black man?

¡Fuck! I burned another one!!

(Yeah! I upvoted myself to lose the contest on purpose.) :p

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What's the Internet's favorite animal?
The lynx

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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I'm watching basketball

Im ballin

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lol

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crazy contest ever but, it would be appreciated if a whale passes by... But only a mother fucking whale could upvote this!

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Last night I slept like a log. I woke up in the fireplace.

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dancing man art.gif

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i actually love this ! :-)

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That guy dances like @teamsteem!

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tenor.gif

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I used to think the steemit "claim reward" on others wallet meant they just won some competition when i joined steemit newly..... Now don't upvote! I dont wish to claim rewards!

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What if i told you that this is a rhetorical question

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I'd say you missed the mark... (?)

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Lol... you don't answer a rhetorical question 😂😂😂😂

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Taxation is theft.

Did you hear about the brooms? .......They're sweeping the nation!

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“My mate sat on my pumpkin. He butternut squash it.”

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You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out. What you are while you're in there?

European.

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now that is not funny not all europeans come frome Peniscola

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Lol. I’m waiting for that big prize!

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What's green, orange, black, and has no legs? Hell if I know

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Worst Joke Ever: Windows Vista

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Please i would like to have the worst price,because it the price i deserve.

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I ween to!

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Who will win in game of chess – Bush or Osama Bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin because Bush is missing two towers.

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how many queens did bin laden have?

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Me this came tiihhigffth

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Steemit is for dumbass people. Don't even dare upvote this..

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You prefer downvotes?

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a downvote is still an upvote, only negative in magnitude.

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Lol

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I prefer upvotes in the right places.. 😁

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