second time trying....

Serious

1. Busybody, always out to listen to any rubbish or gossip
2. the dog is caught red handed in the pot (of food)..
3. sausage is common food, so it shall be sausage means what ever the subject of discussion will now be in my everyday live.. committed to mind.

Funny.

1. Hear only evil (cant see or talk evil)
2. delicious doggie
3. walking weiner (I'm like a big dick)