Look who’s there, a wandering adventurer looking for the Bananafish treasure! This episode is part of the interactive story/treasure hunt called “Quest In The Realms”. If you landed on this page because you’re trying to solve the mystery, don’t hesitate and keep delving in the story. If you came here through random loitering, what are you waiting for!?
You look inside the laundromat to find it’s deserted. You’re about to leave when you see a pair of sexy legs dangle out from an oversized commercial dryer.
As you approach, you find the legs do indeed belong to the fan from the concert. She wiggles forward so she’s balanced on the edge of the gaping circular hole and reaches out for you with a huge grin. Her full lips and cleavage busting out of the tight tank top make the decision for you.
You take her hands and she pulls you down for a long french kiss. Her hands move down and tug on your pants. You push up her short skirt and let your fingers roam.
Suddenly she stops and pushes you slightly away, but doesn’t let go.
“Get in,” she says.
You briefly hesitate, thinking that’s what you were trying to do.
“Let’s make it a dryer ride,” a mischievous smile crosses her face and she pulls you toward the opening. Despite suddenly feeling a bit woozy you climb in, pants half off, and lay down on the bottom of the dryer. You’re uncomfortably bent, but somehow you fit.
She straddles you, her breasts pressed up against your face. You hear her giggle, but you’ve lost all sensation below the waist. Your eyes feel heavy too, and everything goes dark.
You wake up feeling something hard on your face. Opening your eyes you realize your face is smooshed into the floor, a pool of drool making it wet and cold too. You try to get up, but find your entire body is tied up so tight you can’t move much more than a finger.
In the room you see your bandmates also wrapped up like sausages. You can’t see Tres’ face, but Tio has a black eye and a scab forming on his lip. Machete looks fine and you’re thankful you apparently still have pants.
You suddenly notice three tall women standing in one corner of the white room. They’re speaking in low tones and ignoring you and the rest of the band.
“Hey man,” Tio whispers.
“Where the hell are we?” you ask him, a little too loud.
You hear footsteps, then feel a foot push you over onto your side.
“Yeah, they’re awake,” says the woman attached to the foot. She has long legs, a black short skirt and a golden armoured bodice.
“About damn time,” you hear another female voice say from across the room.
“Listen up you lowlifes,” the voice continues, getting louder. “I’m Agent Vyaises, this is Agent Jatoybe, and that’s Agent Klesoce from O.M.M.A. at the F.B.I.”
“The what?” Tres asked, still facing away from you and all the action.
“Office for Mystic or Mysterious Affairs. Now shut up and listen. You boys are in a lot of trouble.”
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