Joke contest nr.5 - Make us laugh => win some SBD
Joke contest nr.4 was won by @remic2005. Congratulations! Now it's time for joke contest nr.5
First the prize......since I'm still a minnow (look at my wallet) and didn't receive any presents or donations toward the prize-money:
After 7 days this post will generate author-awards: 50% Steemdollars and 50% Steempower. I will transfer all Steemdollars that are generated as author awards to the winner of the contest after pay-out. The more upvotes, the bigger the prize!!!
The generated Steempower is mine. I need it to increase my upvote, so I can help my fellow-minnows👍.
If there are people willing to sponsor this, or any of my following contests by donating prize-money please let me know in the comments. Comedy should be rewarded!
Now for the rules:
1.Upvote this post.
2.Tell your best joke in the comments below.
3.Only one entry per person
4.Your joke in Dutch or English only
Resteeming is allowed of course, I mean: who doesn't like a good joke?
Besides, resteeming will probably increase the prize-money😉.
Peace and love!
THIS CONTEST WAS WON BY @chetanpadliya.
I INVITE YOU ALL TO TRY AGAIN:
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Teacher : "What's your Mom's name?"
4 yr old kid : "Mom's last name must be Darling because that's what Daddy calls her every time...."
Teacher : "That's so sweet. What's her first name then?"
4 yr old kid: "I think it's Sorry...."
DEDICATED TO ALL MARRIED MEN
Very good 😂
Whahaha😂😂. Nice one bro👍
You are the winner! Congratulations!
Want to try again?
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house ?
Of course, a house doesn't jump at all :p
Nice :o
Not bad😂.
Good effort @cedaout. You didn't win this time. But you can try again😉
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
What did the Cheese say while looking at the Mirror?
"Haloumi!"
:)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloumi
Not bad👍. Thanks
Good effort @hearmespeak. You didn't win this time. But you can try again😉
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
A man walks into a bar, then a table and then a chair.
Drole sir, very drole 😂😂
Good effort @dirtyharry30. You didn't win this time. But you can try again😉
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Ok so i'll be the second one to comment :D
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places, and he told me to stop going to those places! :D
Must be very violent places! 🤣
Aha sure they are! :p
Good effort @remic2005. You didn't win this time. But you can try again😉
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Thanks :)
Aha i'll try ;)
Two pretzels were walking down the street..
One was assualted.
Terrible but good 😂
😅😂🤣Good one bro!
Good effort @davedickeyyall. You didn't win this time. But you can try again😉
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Two men walk into bar, the third one ducks.
Also nice....but only one entry per person @dirtyharry30. Save your jokes for the next contest👍
Will do 😁
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
.
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A dead centipede.
😂😂Good one dude.
Good effort @johnwjr7. You didn't win this time. But you can try again😉
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
De mop van de blinde drummer. Die sloeg nergens op. (in het engels is die minder grappig)
Goeie man😂😂👍. Hij vertaalt inderdaad niet zo lekker @loonatic.
meep
Meep to you too buddy😉
meep
Dit keer niet gewonnen @loonatic. Nog een keer proberen?
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd