Contest : Tell a joke => Win 5 SBD!!
Hello fellow steemians!
Joke contest #3 was won by @robertstewardson! Congrats!!
Time for joke contest #4😁
First the prize......since my buddy Fish the @beachbuminvestor generously donated me 5 SBD, I will pay it forward:
THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST WILL RECEIVE 5 SBD AFTER 7 DAYS!!
The rules are simple:
1.Upvote this post
2.Tell your best joke in the comments below.
3.Only one entry per person
4.Your joke in Dutch or English only
5.YOUR JOKE HAS TO BE A Q&A JOKE, for instance:
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they aaarrreee!
Feel free to resteem this post: the more jokes, the marrier.
Good luck...and good laughs everybody!
THIS CONTEST WAS WON BY @REMIC2005. CONGRATULATIONS. JOKE CONTEST NR.5 IS UP.
Q: Who I am if I download a movie illegally in the caribbean ?
A: A pirate of the caribbean
😂👍
Nice try, but no cigar this time @cedaout. But you can try again here: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Question: What do monsters make with cars?
Ans: Traffic Jam
Good one🤣
You didn't win this time @chetanpadliya. But you can try again here: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
What do breasts and martinis have in common? :D
Answer: 1 is not enough and 3 are too many!
(I didn't do a joke about penguins this time :D)
You win this one @remic2005 ! Congrats!
5 SBD coming your way👍.
The next joke contest will be up very soon.
Yaaay :D
Thanks a lot :D
No problem buddy👍. New contest is up: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Wanna try again?
Sure :D
Good to see you again @remic2005. Thanks for the laughs👍.
What did the elephant say to the fat naked man?
It’s cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Whahaha....cheeky👍
You were close to winning this one @magnex. Wanna try your luck again? You can! Right here: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the the other side...
But now take a step back and look at it as a suicide joke... "to get to the other side man...."
Mind Blown....
Mind blown for sure🤤😂
Nice try @bunni. Do you have any more mind-blowing jokes? https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Nasty😨 but funny at the same time😂😂
Welcome back @robertstewardson
No win this time @robertstewardson. But you were close😉. Wanna try again? https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
A: Because it was two tired!
Resteemed, because who doesn't love a good joke?! (>‿◠)✌
Thanks! Good laugh😂😂
Wanna try your luck again @goofygrapes?
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
😂
Unfortunately you didn't win this one @alexandruionescu. Try your luck again here: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Why does Shrek buy Dulux over Crown?
Because Dulux is, Dulux is, Dulux is the per-FECT PAAAIIINNNTTTT!
😂 thanks
Do you have any more jokes @balditron? You can enter my new contest here: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd