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RE: Pun Day Monday 16! Jokes! Pocket! Puns! Upvotes! Contest! Prizes! SBD! Free! (and winners from week 15)
Why did the clown cross the road? To get to his rubber chicken--which was no small FEAT in those shoes!
Was the rubber chicken a female? If so, and in order to eat it, then the clown would have had to inJester!
Yes, he did have to inJESTER, which is a good thing because he was CARNIVALous. But once he found out she was made of rubber, he SKIT her out.
Ok, so it didn't boz oh-so-well for the chick-end after all.
No, not so much. But he was still hungry so he ran back across the rodeo to get some peanuts.
Oh so thats why clowns pee nuts. But why do they shit candy?
YESSS. I hope he and his rubber chicken make-up.
They did make up, but let's face it, that chicken was no fool.
It knew what it was getting into when they started seeing each other. It's mother warned it about this when it was just a rubber egg.
You have got to stop egging me on.
Please keep yolking!
Oh man. I should have used that one in my last line. Nice touch.
:P
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