There’s no business like show business, so let’s show you the business we’re dealing with today!

https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-contest-prizes-for-all-year-2-week-54

Awards for last week, yo!

(and stop on by @freewritehouse for some different award possibilities, lots of prizes being given out there...!)

Confusing punster!

This week’s most baffling pun award goes to @ablaze for using information to craft his pun that I don’t know and he didn’t explain initially! Thank you for the head-scratcher, I was itching for one!

Pocket Choice awards

Nada - no one chose a winner, so no winner is chosen!
... I think we need a few more of our participants to learn about #POCKET https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/4tjzur-pocket-friday-for-punday-monday
@biophil can teach you. Check out his posts! Regardless,
The folks in the POCKET Choice winner's circle are @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @f3nix, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.

and our grand prize...

The prize for best pun

Best pun of the entire week

Best Overall Pun

(or BOP )
goes to...

DRUMROLL, PLEASE

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@acolucky
AGAIN!

And what prizes do they win, you ask?

Why, as usual, all the punsters got full strength upvotes on their submissions.

Our category winners will each get to choose a post (of their own or someone else's) and I will give that post a fully powered upvote and a @tipu tip!

This week's pun topic is...

Dentist!

Because, as I drifted off to sleep, I couldn’t stop myself from making up dentistry puns.
As in,

By Edward Hopper - http://www.artic.edu/aic/collections/artwork/111628, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=25899486
1940s mid-Atlantic accent
Patron: Hey Waiter! There’s a dentist in my soup!
Waiter: Sure boss, I see it. You want some chicken instead? My ol’ lady, Irma, just fried some up.
Patron: Sure that sounds real nice.
Waiter: You want the breast meat?
Patron: Nah, I prefer dark meat.
Waiter: You want the wings?
Patron: Nah, I want legs!
Waiter: Got it. You want ‘em all gams.
BADA BING!
Amalgams.

Perfect,

I'm so good at puns....

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