Punday Monday Year 2, Week 3! Prizes for everyone who plays! (#55)
There’s no business like show business, so let’s show you the business we’re dealing with today!
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-contest-prizes-for-all-year-2-week-54
Awards for last week, yo!
(and stop on by @freewritehouse for some different award possibilities, lots of prizes being given out there...!)
Confusing punster!
This week’s most baffling pun award goes to @ablaze for using information to craft his pun that I don’t know and he didn’t explain initially! Thank you for the head-scratcher, I was itching for one!
Pocket Choice awards
Nada - no one chose a winner, so no winner is chosen!
... I think we need a few more of our participants to learn about #POCKET https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/4tjzur-pocket-friday-for-punday-monday
@biophil can teach you. Check out his posts! Regardless,
The folks in the POCKET Choice winner's circle are @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @f3nix, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.
and our grand prize...
The prize for best pun
Best pun of the entire week
Best Overall Pun
(or BOP )
goes to...
DRUMROLL, PLEASE
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@acolucky
AGAIN!
And what prizes do they win, you ask?
Why, as usual, all the punsters got full strength upvotes on their submissions.
Our category winners will each get to choose a post (of their own or someone else's) and I will give that post a fully powered upvote and a @tipu tip!
This week's pun topic is...
Dentist!
Because, as I drifted off to sleep, I couldn’t stop myself from making up dentistry puns.
As in,
By Edward Hopper - http://www.artic.edu/aic/collections/artwork/111628, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=25899486
1940s mid-Atlantic accent
Patron: Hey Waiter! There’s a dentist in my soup!
Waiter: Sure boss, I see it. You want some chicken instead? My ol’ lady, Irma, just fried some up.
Patron: Sure that sounds real nice.
Waiter: You want the breast meat?
Patron: Nah, I prefer dark meat.
Waiter: You want the wings?
Patron: Nah, I want legs!
Waiter: Got it. You want ‘em all gams.
BADA BING!
Amalgams.
Perfect,
I'm so good at puns....
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Confusing punter eh!! I'm liking that shout out! :o) This week's effort follows..
So I told my dentist what I really think of him the last day. I think I may have hurt his fillings. I guess the tooth hurts.. The molar of the story is to learn to spell..
Here is my little 50 words story for this week.. https://steemit.com/fiftywords/@ablaze/despair-a-fiftywords-story
Did you hear about the hail storm that hit during the orthodontist awards dinner? They're saying it was quite a memorable DENT-al event.
@paul.atreides OOFA! Needs some novocaine when you see the tooth of your car!
My buddy Ray, an orthodontist, had his sex change operation. She hasn't chosen a new name. So, for now, she signatures as X-ray.
Thanks again. I will promote to the comedy group and hope to get some people over.
https://steemit.com/punchline/@acolucky/when-a-mosquito-is-loose
I think @ablaze will be this week's champion. I think all Irish dentists would agree that it is great CRAIC that deserves a CROWN.
@paul.atreides It really is! But now you're back so I can start awarding it again!
He's back baby! And ready for Punctuation and PUNctuality!
Ha ha ha classic!! :o)