Punday Monday 77! Comedy open mic round 41! Come for the jokes, stay for the SBI! And @freewritehouse upvotes!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...
(GIF by @littlescribe)
Rookie of the Week:
Pocket Choice Awards:
Every Friday, I put up a post to solicit audience favorites! They can vote on their favorites by sending POCKET to whomever they want to win. This week’s post is here:
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/pocket-friday-fyue8fse
@doctorcrypto won!
- POCKET Choice Winner's Circle Season One:
@aloha-creations, @professorbromide, @tcpolymath, @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @f3nix, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.
- POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Two:
@ablaze, @coinsandchains, @dollarsandsense, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @jk6276
Grand Prize (which isn’t bigger than the other prizes, just grander):
- Best Pun
- Best Pun of the Entire Week
- Best Overall Pun
DRUMROLL PLEASE.....
@doctorcrypto! I have to agree with the POCKET Friday folks this week!
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
- Full Strength, 100% Upvote!
Why, as usual, all the punsters got full strength upvotes on their submissions.
WORTH $0.015! So much value!
Plus upvotes from @freewritehouse!
- SBI
Which are little bitty upvotes on all your content forever. See @steembasicincome for details. I’ll send one to all of our qualified entrants this week! All of our winners get bonus prize SBI for winning!
Our category winners will each get to choose a post (of their own or someone else's) and I will give that post a fully powered upvote and a @tipu tip!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Winter!
As in....
Where is the best place to downsize your logs? In "you're fired" place.
I'm So Good at Puns
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
@comedyopenmic nomination:
Who do I nominate for @comedyopenmic’s comedy challenge? I nominate the winners! This past week’s winners were:
Sponsors, related content, prizes, and money
Sponsors!
@improv/ @freewritehouse
I mean, am I a sponsor of my own contest? Yes? I guess? Also, because I’m involved in @freewritehouse and they’ve/we’ve hosted Punday Monday events over on that page, I’d like to suggest that they (we) are also a sponsor! Regardless, check out the @freewritehouse community!
@curie!
We are one of Curie’s chosen communities! Prizes have doubled in season 2, thanks to @curie’s sponsorship! Curie curators do tremendous work making sure unrecognized authors of quality content get recognized and rewarded! They do great work sifting through the heaps of posts to find the undiscovered gems.
Related Content:
- Punday Monday Year One-Day contest results HERE
- @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
- @steembasicincome has a contest round-up (that includes us) where you can find more opportunities to win SBI.
Outside referrals that benefit me.
Coinbase:
Cryptocurrency investment wallet Join HERE and we’ll both get $10 of BTC
- Hot tip, I buy BTC on pro.coinbase.com, then send it to bittrex to trade for Steem and send steem to my wallet here. It’s the most efficient way with the fewest fees I’ve found. If you’ve found better, let me know. - I learned from someone else that buying LTC and sending it to bittrex then trading it for BTC then trading that for STEEM is the least-fees way. Can someone confirm?
Robinhood:
Investment platform buying/selling stocks Join HERE and we’ll both get a share of a stock (probably worth ~$4)
Earn.com:
Small tasks for small rewards. Need a business or .edu email, Join HERE and we’ll both get $1 of BTC
Mannabase:
Sign up for universal basic income distribution funded by cryptocurrency Join HERE
Swift:
Yet another attempt at a UBI Join HERE
Swell:
If you’re interested in more traditional investing, Swell invests in stocks that have a positive social impact according to their standards, and has a referral program whereby they’ll match your first $50 investment. CLICK HERE for company website.
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Hi improv,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
Judges:
If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: Click Here
Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
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Winter in Minnesota isn't so bad. There is a tundra things to do to keep you occupied.
@freewritehouse is upvoting all Punday Monday puns now! Come and check out some more contests on our page, if you're so inclined! We have lots of SBI that we want to give away to creative, silly people like you who also appreciate other creative, silly people!
I had to work outside and the weather said it would be really cold. When I came in my pants, it was warm enough.
@freewritehouse is upvoting all Punday Monday puns now! Come and check out some more contests on our page, if you're so inclined! We have lots of SBI that we want to give away to creative, silly people like you who also appreciate other creative, silly people!
You asked for a winter pun yule have to wait I am on the telelfone with Merry.
Surely Yule win with this one!
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I was staying at a hotel and a lot of the guests there were all dressed in snow costumes. Little did I know...
There was a flurry convention in town.
@freewritehouse is upvoting all Punday Monday puns now! Come and check out some more contests on our page, if you're so inclined! We have lots of SBI that we want to give away to creative, silly people like you who also appreciate other creative, silly people!
The winter solstice is almost upon us. That means that soon Odin will mount his mighty eight-legged stallion, Sleipnir, to bring toys and candies to all the good little boys and girls that have hung their stockings by the fire. A word of caution to adults that choose to be out under the night sky on this special night and risk being caught by Odin during his wild hunt. This is one night in which the All-Father definitely likes to HORSE around.
For those that want to learn more:
https://www.norwegianamerican.com/featured/dont-take-odin-out-of-yule/
@freewritehouse is upvoting all Punday Monday puns now! Come and check out some more contests on our page, if you're so inclined! We have lots of SBI that we want to give away to creative, silly people like you who also appreciate other creative, silly people!
There' snow ay I can come up with a pun this week.. oh wait... I really want to win ter competition.
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@freewritehouse is upvoting all Punday Monday puns now! Come and check out some more contests on our page, if you're so inclined! We have lots of SBI that we want to give away to creative, silly people like you who also appreciate other creative, silly people!
Well there snow place like home for the holidays, and I'm hoping it doesn't rein, dear, I'm hodling out for a white Christmas and a happy new year. Thanks for last week's rookie award, feels ice!
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@freewritehouse is upvoting all Punday Monday puns now! Come and check out some more contests on our page, if you're so inclined! We have lots of SBI that we want to give away to creative, silly people like you who also appreciate other creative, silly people!
You're welcome! We're happy you're now a regular!
As the weather cools off don't forget to BURN a few Pocket tokens tomorrow night at the Pocket Friday party. I have some extra tokens stacked up on my front porch if you need some, just let me know.
It's a bit early to pick 'winter' for Punday Monday. You should leave it on ice for a while. Save it for a Christmas treet.
@freewritehouse is upvoting all Punday Monday puns now! Come and check out some more contests on our page, if you're so inclined! We have lots of SBI that we want to give away to creative, silly people like you who also appreciate other creative, silly people!