Punday Monday 45! Just a week's worth of Mondays until it will have been a full year since Punday began!
Ah!
Ah!
AH!
AHHHHHHhhhhhhh...
The sneeze went away and was replaced with a sigh of contentment.
This week we had a well-attended pouting.
That's PUN-OUTING, for you uninitiated. Or should I say PUN-initiated.
Ha.
Silliness abounds, and you may enjoy experiencing the silliness for yourself here at our pun post from last week: https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-44-come-for-the-prizes-stay-for-the-laughs
But even better than jokes
are puns AND prizes!
and we have some awards to give!
The first award goes to
Best New Punster!
Welcome rookie of the week, @waterworks!
Also check out her freewrites!
Indeed, don't forget that #punday is a @freewritehouse project!
All are welcome at the #freewrite house! All are welcome at punday! Everybody be friends!!!
Pocket Choice awards
Unfortunately no winners this week. I think we need a few more of our participants to learn about #POCKET
https://steemit.com/pocket/@stinawog/pocket-friday-for-punday-monday-44
@biophil can teach you. Check out his posts! Regardless,
The folks in the POCKET Choice winner's circle are @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @f3nix, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.
and our grand prize...
The prize for best pun
Best pun of the entire week
Best Overall Pun
(or BOP )
goes to...
DRUMROLL, PLEASE
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@fishyculture!
She used the oppunpunity tremendously to her advantage, and not only that, gave us an entirely unique take on the subject, giving us a letter pun that followed my favorite kind of story... the king of story formats... the Shaggy Dog!
And what prizes do they win, you ask?
Why, as usual, all the punsters got full strength upvotes on their submissions (which, thanks to the rising value of steem, were worth even more than usual!)
@fishyculture and @waterworks will each get to choose a post (of their own or someone else's) and I will give that post a fully powered upvote and an @tipu tip!
A new week, a new pun topic!
...lip!
As in,
Doctor, doctor! There's something wrong with my lips!
...Yes, you clearly have lyme disease.
What could have caused it?
...That's not what is meant by lips tick.
Now that you mention it, lip related illnesses proliperate. Kiss an armadillo, catch liprosy. If your lipstick is too flashy, it could cause epilipsy. Don't kiss that lawyer's a$$, or you'll contract toopuckerlosis, which can be a serious labiaility.
HAAAAA.
Labiality. And all the other ones, but that one especially caught me off guard!
Hehe I am just happy I kept that one PG rated. Here is a theme song for your contest :)
"She's got big red lips"
Or here, for those with facial piercings: "One Mint Jewel Lip" hehe
What is the sound of one lip flapping? I know the sound of two:
Alternative product usage suggestions from the Flaming Lips:
That's my playlist and i'm sticking to it.
Ha! Wonderful!
My favorite of The Flaming Lips is Yoshimi! But I like this one, too!
I almost picked that one :)
I have a very rare physical condition. It makes it very difficult to pronounce certain words. The doctors call it… oh hell… I just forgot… it is right on the lip of my tongue...
Hurray, I'm honored to be last week's rookie!
After writing this week's submission, I realized it was similar to yours. But I took it in a different enough direction that I'm still submitting.
He: "What do they call that shade of lip gloss?"
She: "Cherry balm."
He: "No wonder your lips tick."
YES
I can't come up with anything worse for now :-D
Well done! This is just the right amount of terrible!
Well done to @waterworks and @fishyculture. Well deserved 👍
We'll all have to lipt our game this week. Let's face it, their puns were mouth-watering!
Recently at the aquarium glue was fed to the sea lions, its unknown who did it, as it appears all the lips are sealed.
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SO good. WELCOME.
Hey thanks 😀
I love IMPROV, the combination of humor and mind games its a great combination.
I used to teach it in several places and still drop into some classes when I can.
I'ma big fan of the PUN game as a performance piece, in fact our troop in Japan was called the 99 gomenasai's (99 I'm Sorry's) from the 99 somethings walk into a bar Pun game.
The deaf woman walked into the tattoo shop and asked for their artist who worked with the hearing impaired. The receptionist gave her a blank stare. The disappointed woman turned to leave, saying "My friends told me I could come here and get my lips red!"
Bada-bing - Ya' been punned. It is funny because the deaf woman wanted her lips read, but the tattoo artists could only offer red lips. Tragic, really...
Oh, the English language.
The lipstick failed its 1st exam, but was allowed a makeup test, which was concealed.
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The Librarian Information Plus Service got drunk and frisky on a cruise distracting the crew and were responsible for its crash. It was later said that the loose L.I.P.S. sunk the ship.
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Aw, thanks so much!!