This freewrite made me laugh as I do not have a green thumb myself and understand the struggle. Herbs are also very important to me and I know the desire to try to grow them on your own.

But I too, fail! The bugs, the overgrowth, the mildew, the stalks with no leaves! I have had it all, but still we keep trying. I also like the good use of the word "triggering." This happens to me with freewrite prompts too.

https://steemit.com/freewrite/@msicc/herbs-this-year-i-do-not-have-any-luck-with-them-monday-freewrite