1. Being so freaking tired that when your alarm wakes you up you grab the sledgehammer, every normal person sleeps with and you smash it into tiny, noiseless pieces.

2. Being a true anprim (anarchist primitive) and rejecting all technology! Even those pesky chairs... >:]

3. To be so filled with anger and rage that your cause yourself to burn into ashes.

I'll be back to upvote when my power goes back above 80. lol