RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#2 - Attacks from between - Battle One
Chuck immediately recognized the formation that the beasts were in and knew what to do. He put himself at the optimal distance from the front of the formation and the grey beast leading it. Then he laid down on his stomach, and carefully did one push-up...
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't actually lift himself up. Instead, he pushes the earth down.
And thus Chuck created a small pit with his push-up, with only the grey beast and himself in it. Then Chuck delivered one swift roundhouse kick to the grey beast's head and the beast died instantly. Chuck then jumped out of the pit and beyond the back end of the formation, which was led by the other grey beast. Chuck turned around to face the grey beast and repeated the process -- push-up, roundhouse kick, dead grey beast.
Chuck then went over to face off against the white beasts in a staring contest. The white beasts suddenly became very scared, too scared to even blink. Their sudden fear also caused them all to poop. The staring went on for about another 15 seconds, and unfortunately for the white beasts, they never realized that they needed to act more like Chuck's dog... (Chuck Norris' dog is trained to picked up its own poop, because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.)
... that may have been because they could somehow feel what was about to come ... one roundhouse kick, three dead white beasts.
And thus the beasts never came close to breaking free of their chains. But thanks to Chuck Norris, the chains broke free of their dead beasts!
(to be continued...)
Meanwhile, back at the tower of doom...
The evil wizard was still incontinent as a result of the earlier incidents, but that was the least of his worries (besides, he could just clean up his mess with magic later). He knew that Chuck Norris was coming and thought that the best way to avoid conflict would be to magically turn the wooden entrance door into stone so that Chuck would see no obvious entrance and then go somewhere else.
That turned out to be the wizard's second big mistake. In his effort to prevent Chuck Norris from kicking down the tower's entrance door, the wizard saw his tower take much more damage from Chuck's punch. To then have a tall autobot show up afterwards... it made the wizard begin to really re-think his past decisions.
One decision from a few days before really stuck out, his first big mistake. Someone that the wizard had never met before had passed by the tower, but the wizard knew who the passer-by was. The wizard chose to ignore the passer-by, and he now regretted not trying to provoke the passer-by into attacking his tower. After Chuck Norris and the autobot, it was apparently clear that death by Lightning Breaker would have been a far kinder fate.
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Hahaha "When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't actually lift himself up. Instead, he pushes the earth down." &
"Chuck Norris' dog is trained to picked up its own poop, because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone" are my favorites :)
Your attack to the grey ones first has been recorded.