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RE: 🐶MAN BITES DOG🐶- ✍️Writing Prompt Contest✍️

in #contest7 years ago (edited)

CRUEL BEAUTY TRICKS MOB-BOSS PRIEST
The notorious Bishop O-Hannahan Crime Family of Chicago was suddenly toppled Tuesday night, when recordings of a conversation between the Bishop himself and a drag queen known locally as Cruel Beauty leaked to Chicago PD. Beauty, long-time confidant of the Bishop, is reported to have worn a wire, in what O-Hannahan calls a "dirty trick."
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https://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp
This is the link I found to make the neat newspaper pic!
@originalworks

Thank you! I was gonna ask about that. It's so cool!

Oh, yeah. it's awesome! Here's another example:
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Ughh. Newspapers always go for the negative story.


I JUST passed him in followers. Muahahaha!

You two crack me up
Especially you getting all emoji-nal
Ha ha ha

Lol! He's about to pass me again....

Oh my gosh! ROFL!

You two! ^_^

Sorry I missed your deadline...time management is an ish.

Lol! Even funnier... some folks don't know we're married. LOL!

No worries. I'm actually getting a touch better at the time management myself, but it's been an uphill battle. 😏

I'll hopefully figure out some amazing contest in the next day or so.

Just got home from the community potluck (that I worked) and my gams are killing me! LOL! Plus, after helping about 600 people in 5 hours... my brains a little mushy. 😐

Hugs!

Hi @chrisroberts, I have to say that you made this writing prompt contest look easy! Since I can't match you for succinctness and cleverness in your use of the key words, I thought I'd go down the easy path and write something a bit more scandalous :D

@carrieallen - I have seen some tough writing contests on Steemit but this is the toughest one so far :p

Thanks! Satirical newsprint has always been one of my specialties.

I had a look at your profile and saw this story that I really enjoyed reading: https://steemit.com/cryptocurrency/@chrisroberts/lambos-are-ugly-anyway-my-story-in-crypto
You do have the gift of telling a good story :D

Wow that newspaper clipping got my attention. Great add! And fantastic faux article...I enjoyed that :)

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