Tummy Cramps Contest (Results)

Now don't hold back, because like I've mentioned, we are serious in judging and have been serious for far too long. Get your creative hats out and make us laugh!

Tummy Cramps, RICH or POOR

1. You know you're RICH when you can't pronounce your meal. Beef bourguignon, I only know beef. -.-

2. You know you're POOR when turning your underwear inside out saves you a dollar.

Criterias :

1. 1 or 2 sentences max.

2. Most original joke and doesn't sound cliche from the internet.

3. You may choose to do either RICH or POOR or BOTH.

Submission :

1. Your Entries are to be posted here in the #steemitblogger-contests Channel.

2. Two Entries are allowed per participant.

3. Jokes are typed and entered in our Steemitbloggers' Contest channel in discord.

Rewards :

Winner : 3 SBD

2nd : 2 SBD

3rd : 1 SBD

Deadline :

Saturday Night, 12/11/2018, 11.59PM (GMT+8) / 5.59PM (Cape Town) - CONTEST ENDED

The Entries & Results!

Aside from all the 'toilet' and 'poop' jokes that @jaynie and I LOVES.... I had a fun time reading through all the entries and some of the wildest jokes you peeps can think of. Now I know that coming up with a joke is pretty hard because it requires creativity and sometimes creativity is subjective. Much like art. I may think that poop jokes are funny but some may actually think it's disgusting and a taboo. But I love my poop, in a sadistically funny way. That aside, this was a pretty fun contest I must say. Wait until you read all of them jokes.

Without further ado, here are the awesome winners for this week.

Winner (3 SBD)

1st Runner-up (2 SBD)

2nd Runner-up (1 SBD)

Other Entries

You are rich when you can keep upgrading your iPhone with every new model.
You are poor when you are walking around with the iPhone 5 and a cracked screen. - @kaerpediem

You are rich when you can have a new dress every Christmas
You are poor when you stay out of photos incase someone notices you are recycling your outfits. - @kaerpediem

You are rich when you don’t need to wait for the sale to shop

You are poor when you sneak into the thrift shop in the hopes no one will spot you. - @kaerpediem

You are rich when you go clubbing and drink drank drunk

You are poor when you drink at home and come to the club already high. - @kaerpediem You are rich when you make plans to meet friends at some swag restaurant

You are poor when you tell them you ate at home because you are on a strict diet. - @kaerpediem

You know you're rich when you can get plastic surgery to look like a witch.
You know you're poor when you cut up all your toothpaste tubes and shampoo bottles and more. - @joeylim

How our Government thinks: Robbing the Poor to Feed the Rich. - @sgbonus

You know you're RICH when someone else picks up your dog's poop.

You know you're POOR when you can't afford a dog. - @rebeccabe

You know you 're rich if you can fly out and meet @zord189 and @jaynie

You know you are poor if you can't afford gas to drive to see your friends. - @rebeccabe

You know you're rich if people in steemit call you a whale

you know you're poor if you don't have any mana - @rebeccabe

You know you are poor when your Christmas cards are all from the bank.

You know you are rich when you see your grandchild smile for the first time. - @gmatthe2

Congratulations

Thank you for sending in your awesome entries once again for @steemitbloggers weekly contest. We love your constant support and participation from all of you for this weekly contest. @jaynie and I are always super stoked to read all the entries and though we would love to give everyone brownie points for participating, there can only be 3 winners. Don't be disheartened if you weren't selected. For our next contest announcement, it will be in the @steemitbloggers contest channel. :)

Want to join our awesome family?

If you want to be part of this awesome community, @steemitbloggers is always interested to meet people with amazing personalities and great content creators. If you want to know how to join us? Head on over to @jaynie, our Steemitbloggers founder profile and be on the lookout for an invitation link post.

Thank You

If you like what I do, check out my other posts on meetups, animation, and designs.

Get your Personalized Steemit Profile Banner,Logos & GIFs

DM me on discord : zord189#7776

_{Credits to @pinstory & @coloringiship for this lovely photo of me.}

---

_{Animated Banner Created By @zord189}

---

---

Posted from my blog with SteemPress : http://zord189.vornix.blog/2018/11/12/steemitbloggers-tummy-cramps-rich-or-poor-results/

---