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Tummy Cramps Contest (Results)


You know @jaynie and I have always been very serious in judging all the entries throughout these few months. So much so that we've decided to take a step back and laugh for a change. That's where you guys come in because you guys can make us laugh. I mean that in a good way. I've decided to make this week's contest, a joke. I literally am asking you guys to originally cook up something funny so @jaynie and I can laugh until our tummies decide to cramp up.

Now don't hold back, because like I've mentioned, we are serious in judging and have been serious for far too long. Get your creative hats out and make us laugh!


Tummy Cramps, RICH or POOR


Joke Examples :

  1. You know you're RICH when you can't pronounce your meal. Beef bourguignon, I only know beef. -.-

  2. You know you're POOR when turning your underwear inside out saves you a dollar.

 

Criterias :

  1. 1 or 2 sentences max.

  2. Most original joke and doesn't sound cliche from the internet.

  3. You may choose to do either RICH or POOR or BOTH.

 

Submission :

  1. Your Entries are to be posted here in the #steemitblogger-contests Channel.

  2. Two Entries are allowed per participant.

  3. Jokes are typed and entered in our Steemitbloggers' Contest channel in discord.

 

Rewards :

Winner : 3 SBD

2nd : 2 SBD

3rd : 1 SBD

 

Deadline :

Saturday Night, 12/11/2018, 11.59PM (GMT+8) / 5.59PM (Cape Town) - CONTEST ENDED


The Entries & Results!


A shoutout again to @randomwanderings from @curie for sponsoring our weekly @steemitbloggers contest.

Aside from all the 'toilet' and 'poop' jokes that @jaynie and I LOVES.... I had a fun time reading through all the entries and some of the wildest jokes you peeps can think of. Now I know that coming up with a joke is pretty hard because it requires creativity and sometimes creativity is subjective. Much like art. I may think that poop jokes are funny but some may actually think it's disgusting and a taboo. But I love my poop, in a sadistically funny way. That aside, this was a pretty fun contest I must say. Wait until you read all of them jokes.

Without further ado, here are the awesome winners for this week.

Winner (3 SBD)

You know you're poor when you drop a dollar in your church's offering plate and take back some change. - @blockurator

1st Runner-up (2 SBD)


You know you're poor when you make your own soap from leftover bars of soap. - @tryskele

2nd Runner-up (1 SBD)


Poor: Newspaper in the toilet - first read, then wipe - @joanstewart


Other Entries


You know you're poor when you are thinking whether to HODL your crypto or BUY toilet paper. - @zen-art


You know you're RICH when the monogram on your undies is signed by the artist. - @rwedegis

You know you're rich when your private plane is hijacked to Cuba and you pass out cigars. - @blockurator

Rich: hors d'oeuvre - Fancy restaurant you end up calling it whores-d-vores - @joanstewart

You know you are poor when you start having your soup in the restaurant and your friend tells you that the soup is not soup but is the bowl of water you dip your fingers in after the ribs. - @blanchy

you know you are rich when you leave the Porsches in the car park in the city center and forget where you parked it so you go off and buy a new one! ( true story. footballers eh!) - @blanchy

You know you're poor when ramen noodles is your main dish. - @mattifer

You know you're rich when your shirt has a straight stitch. - @mattifer

You know you're rich when you don't know how credit cards work at a grocery store. - @mattifer

You know you're poor when more than 10% of your vehicle is bailing twine and duct tape. - @mattifer

You know you're poor when you only flush for a #2. - @mattifer

You know you're rich when you have people who clean the toilet before you use it. - @mattifer

You know you are rich when you are still opening your car hood even its raining (*sidenotes its a real story) - @bboyady<

You know you are rich when your brief (underwear) cost RM400 per piece (around 100SBD), and you have 7 of them, each for a day. - @iamjadeline

You know you are poor when you found a 100 dollar note on street thinking it is trash, and when you found coins you keep into your pocket. - @iamjadeline

You are rich when you can keep upgrading your iPhone with every new model.
You are poor when you are walking around with the iPhone 5 and a cracked screen. - @kaerpediem

You are rich when you can have a new dress every Christmas

You are poor when you stay out of photos incase someone notices you are recycling your outfits. - @kaerpediem

You are rich when you don’t need to wait for the sale to shop
You are poor when you sneak into the thrift shop in the hopes no one will spot you. - @kaerpediem

You are rich when you go clubbing and drink drank drunk
You are poor when you drink at home and come to the club already high. - @kaerpediem
You are rich when you make plans to meet friends at some swag restaurant
You are poor when you tell them you ate at home because you are on a strict diet. - @kaerpediem

You know you're rich when you can get plastic surgery to look like a witch.

You know you're poor when you cut up all your toothpaste tubes and shampoo bottles and more. - @joeylim

How our Government thinks: Robbing the Poor to Feed the Rich. - @sgbonus

You know you're RICH when someone else picks up your dog's poop.
You know you're POOR when you can't afford a dog. - @rebeccabe

You know you 're rich if you can fly out and meet @zord189 and @jaynie
You know you are poor if you can't afford gas to drive to see your friends. - @rebeccabe

You know you're rich if people in steemit call you a whale
you know you're poor if you don't have any mana - @rebeccabe

You know you are poor when your Christmas cards are all from the bank.
You know you are rich when you see your grandchild smile for the first time. - @gmatthe2


Congratulations


Thank you for sending in your awesome entries once again for @steemitbloggers weekly contest. We love your constant support and participation from all of you for this weekly contest. @jaynie and I are always super stoked to read all the entries and though we would love to give everyone brownie points for participating, there can only be 3 winners. Don't be disheartened if you weren't selected. For our next contest announcement, it will be in the @steemitbloggers contest channel. :)

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Congratulations to the winners

This time you had so many participants
It was to read and with some I wondered if it was really real hahaha

Hahah, yea! Come Join the next one! @ireenchew is the judge :P

Yes come share the stories.. then maybe I can do a NaNoWriMo on hotel tales 😊

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Hohoho hoho hahahaha a. You love your poop. Me too. That just means our digestion is good when we poo.

Thank you @zord189 and @jaynie.

Awesome winners.

And funny rich and poor scenarios here. Hahaha

Hahaha, ewwww! But yea, I'm a little bit sadistic on the poop stuff.

Congratulations to all !! Couldn't stop laughing from start to end..

Ikr!~ It was a fun contest.

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Congrats to the winners.
And there were some hilarious jokes in this post. I really enjoyed reading them. :0)

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This was a good one! haha

Thanks man :D Up for the next?

Oh I am indeed. Would you believe I spent a year in a hotel in 2011 so I have a few good ones!

a year in a hotel?! Wait..... were u working there or living there?? :O

Living there. Long story! 😂

Ohhhh you GOTTA write a post about it!

Good idea. I might just do that

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