Comedy open Mic Week # 33 : The Divorce.!
After experimenting through almost everything on Steem in last 1 year, I thought of shareing some smile through Comedy Open Mic . This is my first ever participation ..I was nominated by @sanmi months ago...I never took to the podium. I read the contest rules HERE
Divorce can be a fun, Pop sensation Britney Spears showed us Divorce is childs play with only 55 hrs of happy marriage with Jason . Why they didn't find out during their dating days....Was Jason did not pulled his pants in time? Or it was hefty debt of jason...anyway the big superstars can do anything...they are icons of all misdeeds afterall.
Common people too face the wrath of Divorce. There was an instance, when divorce was halted because the couple have 3 children. When they applied to court for Divorce on mutual consent, The jury asked them how they going to keep their children. The couple got confused over the kids issue and postponed their divorce for next year..they plan out to conceive one more kid to get equal ownership. So thoughful couple😇.... Guess what ......they came to the jury again after one year but the situation worsen as they got a twins👭...hehe..and they finally gave up Divorce thought.
Marriage are made in heaven. It can be parted in one night or it never allow you to part away.
This is my entry into Comedy Open Mic Contest Week#33
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Thanks for the entry. Welcome to the contest.
Thanks @acolucky it was a good experience...
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Never thought about that way... What did Brit and Jason find out about each other in those 55 hours that they didn't prior
Ha ha Twins!!!
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yes... perhaps Siamese twins would have been better.
Hoho..
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why didnt the couple with three kids just kill one?
Giving life is easier...
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