| 2 | When I was in kindergarten I made a joke that only the teachers understood |
| 3 | But they were angry because they didn't think it was a joke at all |
| 4 | It took them an hour to get all the kids back in their seats, which I considered pretty funny |
| 5 | I'm guessing people have already scrolled down to see if I actually made 100 entries because they think nobody can be that funny, but as they scroll back up they start to realise this is actually seriously a lot of fun in one list and they are in awe |
| 6-10 | I'm a lot of funny because @diebitch said so on several occasions (4 times!) |
| 11 | And @diebitch knows, because she writes very funny things |
| 12 | She thinks puns make the best part of a poem, which is funny (and it makes me funny for thinking that is funny) |
| 13 | Also she is the judge of the #comedyopenmix round 6 |
| 14 | I am funny because my most funny post so far is a plea against dick jokes |
| 16 | I worked on that a whole weekend, and actually had a lot of fun doing that (does this count as a reason of why I'm funny? Perhaps, but I do apologize if someone thinks this is taking things too far) |
| 17 | I am funny because I got curied for that one and that is a great honour |
| 18 | I blame @carlgnash for that, but apparently he thinks I'm funny and he is a good curator, so you should just listen to him |
| 19 | Reason 19 for being funny is that I DON'T NEED A REASON FOR BEING FUNNY |
| 20 | I just skipped a number because I don't know if I actually have 100 reasons for being funny |
| 21 | Ok, I thought about asking people for reasons why they think I'm funny, but actually I'm afraid they will tell me I am no fun at all, so I will just write this post myself because it is less painful, even though I still have 80 more reasons to come up with |
| 22 | I am funny because my friends often ask me if I think I'm funny and I answer them 'yes' |
| 23 | I am funny (which is a valid reason as to why I'm funny) |
| 24 | If people still think I'm not funny when they've read this whole list, I think they are pretty funny themselves. |
| 25 | I don't want to be funny anymore |
| 26 | At very serious occasions I sometime start to uncontrollably laugh about my own thoughts, that's how funny I am |
| 27 | Sometimes I will give one single but very loud 'HA' about something I'm reading, especially when sitting in the quiet part of the train |
| 28 | The only fiction short story I ever wrote that was published as it almost won a big contest, I sent in under a pseudonym and so nobody knows about it and this has been haunting me for a couple of years already |
| 29 | I am funny because [insert bad reason] (<-- there must be at least one bad reason so I can blame it on that reason if nobody ends up liking this post) |
| 30 | There are several definitions of what it means to be funny, but none of them apply to @trafalgar |
| 31-38 | Here I leave some room for private funny things that I won't share with you at this moment |
| 39 | I once nominated @anikekirsten to be funny and she actually was (according not just me, but also to the judges of @comedyopenmic as she won some prize) |
| 40 | I am now wondering about what you think are my private funny things, no please don't tell me |
| 41 | This post is already taking me a couple of hours to write, and that must be at least good enough for one reason to be funny |
| 42 | I actually woke up this morning thinking I should finally write down the 1001 reasons of why I'm funny |
| 43 | But decided to reduce it to 100 reasons because not even @nonameslefttouse has 1001 reasons for being funny |
| 44 | Even though he writes the most funny meta-posts I have read here on Steem |
| 45 | This one for instance about 'Learning to Do Shit' is beyond funny |
| 46 | People who think I am cheating about listing that post by @nonameslefttouse must realise that if you get into a fit while laughing about something you read on your phone while travelling in a crowded train, this makes you pretty... funny |
| 47 | I am funny because I am a woman |
| 48 | I just looked up 'reasons for being funny' on google and all I got were ten reasons for why funny people are more successful at work than serious people, and I'm pretty unsuccessful at work so this is going no-where |
| 49 | I am funny because I thought of the best roasting of @idikuci but decided not to include it here because I'm afraid he will roast me back and he is the master of comedy |
The MRI didn't point out the early signs of madness?
Mad people are funny.
I am mad.
Therefore I am funny. [reason 101]
You mean reason
8668 (I'm on to you)Wow, that's a pretty long list. My tongue got tired just reading it, even though I was reading it in my mind. Thank you for shortening it from 1001 to 100, spreading out the laughter is better than having it all in one go. Looking forward to more from you.
You're welcome! I try to accommodate my readers as much as I can, but often my philosophical brain gets in the way.
Good luck with your tongue!
Thanks
.it long list to be funny
.not sure your comment
Thanks
wtf the post about dicks got upvoted by curie?!
Now that's funny. Real funny, @carlgnash and @curie, reeeeaaallllyyy funny...
throws out all the awesome scripts for future great content and prepares to write about dicks and dicks only
It was actually a post about how dicks are not funny. And how men are obsessed by something that is ugly and of no attraction to women.
But maybe they misunderstood...
I should work on argumentation skills
It was still about diiiiiiicks
Don't you see, they'll favor anything with dicks in it; because they have it too!
YES, EVEN @CURIE. WHAT, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A GIRL?
PFFFFT
you're the guy that got curied? I got curied but it wasn't because I was funny. What a list! I think I could come up with 100 reasons as to why I'm not funny. You're funny because you don't want to be funny anymore? What a riot! If I made you laugh then you are indeed funny, because I think you're funny. So if someone that I think is funny thinks that I'm funny, it validates my funniness. You only gave me
8586 7769 reasons though.I failed at counting
Good number! If you did this on purpose, it's another reason. Fuck, I'm too tired to count.