Comedy Open Mic Round 36: My Friend The Thief

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago

A robbery is something common nowadays (especially in my country Venezuela xD), but it is something strange and strange that the thief befriends the one who steals but apparently I ran with that bad luck.

It all started one day coming down from Mérida (state of Venezuela) to another city after work, I was carrying a huge dream because I had slept about 3 hours and arrived at the terminal I bought 2 very tasty cheese loaves: D, hahahaha the one in the box He attended the best and was very nice (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °). I rode on the bus jarte I say I ate the loaves quickly, and fell like a stone and good sleep two hours a minute take the phone to see the time and well I asked the stop without knowing that I was going to walk ......

And there I found my friend in the other corner I was rushed with the feeling that I was going to steal and I was watching a lot walk faster but I was full xd walked as if I wanted to shit xD, I thought it was my imagination I calm down and I followed my walk all carefree and that's when my friend grabs my shirt and says "I have a gun do not move or I blow your head" and my sense of stupidity and the best answer I could give was "I also have a Weapon between my legs "hahaha (I remember that and I laugh), the annoying gives me a blow with the arm and tells me you think I'm a clown and do not really speak.

There in those minutes he makes me walk a little and he shows me his weapon, it really made my soul out of fear, because he really had a weapon, a few seconds later he tells me to give him my phone but I am afraid he would lie to me I did not have and really checked everything but I was a bit smart and I put the phone in a shoe while walking and as I was half-drugged xD, I do not check well, after surrendering he says "give me breakfast I do not want to steal but my children do not They have eaten ", so I got rid of it and I bought some empanadas hahahaha seemed like when you go out with the girlfriend of one xD, asked and asked and bothered, well pass the point and I bought your pod, and I continued to leave but the not satisfied with that I wanted to give him my pants, I put the coba that were broken and that he was not going to go boxer, and he did not ask me anything but he left the race and grabbed me and told me to sit down that he wanted to talk to me there as 10 minutes talking about his life (his wife left him and his children were going hungry according to him), he really did not understand why he told me that breakfast was for the children but he ate it all and well I finally could go without tell me "we are friends, they do not steal you again, walk with care" and I answered with a "if you like us"

Arrive I told my mom and she worried but a little relieved until I told her my triumphant response xD, as soon as I arrived she gave me a coscorron xD

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Next, make friends with a police officer.

Then, for April Fool's Day, hook up the thief with the officer on a blind date.

Step 3: Take over Satan's seat

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