My (funny) Story! [Comedy Open Mic Round 18]

in #comedyopenmic8 years ago (edited)


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Don't laugh to hard. I was stoned :$



It's been 4 months now since it happened. I got some good greenies and decided to get a buzz before I go to bed. Well, little did I know that I'd be blazed to hell. I found my way back to my room, turned off the lights and jumped on my bed. I threw my hand to the side table to get my mobile and couldn't find it. I looked for my mobile for half an hour only to find out 30 minutes later that I've been using torchlight on my "PHONE" to "FIND MY PHONE" --'

The phone was right in my pocket, which i removed to turn on flashlight to look for my phone --'



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Reminds me of the dude who started knocking on his own door for the "owner" to open.

@holybranches Damn. We just can't get enough of the things we do when we are stoned :$

Stop lying holy, we know you were the guy

@profanereviews I was unaware of the rules. Never mind i'll read them all and participate in the next contest ^_^

No, you can still participate. Just add Comedy Open Mic Round 18 to the title and nominate two people that might like to join.

Also, you can't use bidbots.

@profanereviews I edited the post and i won't use bidbots again ^_^

I know that feeling. Sometimes, I'll be looking for something and I'm holding it in my hand and I'm not even stoned.

@jedi-won Yeah happens to me as well :P

One day google will assist with these things. You can just ask google "Ok Google, where is my phone?" And your phone will discharge and electric shock.

@comedyopenmic you mean an* electric shock?
You're right somehow xD.. But i'd rather find my phone than getting electrocuted :P

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