Don't worry little lady, I have the cure. Whenever the blues get me down, a nice long bath in bubbling hydroiodic acid strips those impurities from my tentacles and leaves me fresh and clean. Yes, a little self care goes a long way. If I still can't bear to look in the wormhole and start my millennia, I squeeze a few hatchlings out of my ovipositor (we are all mature life forms here I hope we can talk about self-love without descending into broodling humor) and wob, bob, thank you Blob, I am good to go. But yeah, even that sometimes fails to shake off the suffocating blanket of depression. If you have access to a warp drive, sometimes just giving your ganglia a straight blast of juice from the main core reactor will erase any negative energy lingering in your synapses. Give it a try and thank me later!

Much love - Carl "Alien Eyeball" Gnash / @carlgnash

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