Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 21

in #comedyopenmic2 years ago (edited)

Welcome to the 21st week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.

Please read the contest rules here


Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo

Rules for Judges

Judges:

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.


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Prizes

  • Court Jester will get 35SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 0.01-5SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 30SBD
    • Contestant selected for Punchy's Top 10 will receive 3SBD each.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 5SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 1SBD each as a bonus prize.

This week's prize pool 75SBD

Due to the Recent drop in Steem price and a drop in post payouts, we've had to drop the prizes to ensure we continue rewarding funny people


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Curators

A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.


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Sponsors

Donations

Thank you @ausbitbank, @lyndsaybowes who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.

@idikuci - 208SBD ,@ausbitbank - 250 Steem, @dj123 - 132SBD + 8 Steem, @carlgnash 120SBD, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 65 SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 55SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 16.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @amirtheawesome1 - 28SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @groovatti - 10Steem, @profanereviews - 10SBD, @linnyplant - 6SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 6SBD, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 8SBD, @pangoli - 7SBD, @jedi-won - 5SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 2SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 2SBD, @scan0017 - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2SBD + 2Steem, @mourningnoodles - 2SBD, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @richjr - 0.337 SBD, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @aaarif - 0.15 SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.021SBD, @mineopoly - 5SBD, @fromthebeginning - 4SBD, @lyndsaybowes – 23 Steem + 12.286SBD

Delegations

A big thank you to @gamer00, @artakush, @profanereviews, @anouk.nox who added to our delegation pool this week.

@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 1,000SP, @dj123 - 900SP, @holger80 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @gamer00 - 300SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 256SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP, @abh12345 - 200SP, @johnthefellon - 200SP, @yesaye - 162SP, @buttcoins - 150SP, @pechichemena - 150SP, @jasonshick - 125SP, @diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @bitfiend - 100SP, @bobaphet - 100SP, @cemke - 100SP, @artakush - 100SP, @profanereviews - 75SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @groovatti - 50SP, @holybranches - 50SP, @anouk.nox - 50SP, @samueldouglas - 25SP, @nobyeni - 25SP, @belemo - 20SP, @jonsnoww - 10SP, @betavirosis - 10SP, @sisygoboom - 9SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 20 and the start of Round 21 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

Reddit

Yes, we're on reddit. Come join us and help spread the news to pull more people in to Comedy Open Mic.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DComedyOpenMic/

Come join our discord channel: CLICK HERE and just say hi.

Original Content

If you believe someone has submitted an entry that is not their work, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!

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Thank you @comedyopenmic for helping to support Project Giving with the banner and message on your announcement post. We love, love, love what you are doing bringing joy and laughter to steemit. COM is an amazing community and competition 🙂

I want to add my message of thanks and support for Comedyopenmic in supporting Project Giving. Both projects are spreading joy in different ways, but both are doing something that I think steemit needs, projecting positive vibes out into the steem-o-sphere.... Can you tell I'm just a big hippie at heart ;-)

hey where's your next COM entry Raj?

I posted one a few days ago. I wonder if I have done everything right. Yes, I must have cause the magical COM fairy visited and upvoted my post. Here it is for you to get down to the hip-hop vibes @dj123, I think you'll like! Maybe you could do a guest dj set one time ;-)

https://steemit.com/dlive/@raj808/0f37d5a0-821d-11e8-bbe8-435b8d3c86e8

oh so now you're like bad-ass rapper and can't read english huh?

next COM entry Rajy!

ahem...i'm only demanding because i want to upvote you, besides that stupid COM bot seems to love you too much

oh so now you're like bad-ass rapper and can't read english huh?

Word to you momma! Fo shiz!

I get it. You mean a second entry. I have never done two COM entries in a single week before. I'm not sure I have enough funny in these here funny bones. Hmnnnn.... Ok challenge accepted, I shall try to get another one up today before going to watch the football where I intend to get messily drunk 🍻 😏

Love the work you guys are doing! Best of luck to all of those competing in the challenges and thank you for being such an amazing sponsor of @ProjectGiving!

come-on tristan honor us with a comedy entry :D!

All right, round 21 ... We can already buy beers on our own.
Yeah!!!

Come to Australia, you only have to be 18 :)
Peace.

What is the greatest ground-breaking scientific invention of all time?

A shovel.

It's Round 21 folks, all standing acock and far from tiring. Let's get this soldier thrusting some more and we'd give birth to the much awaited bull run!

Is that Nigerian for "Let's Go!"?

more like "thrust on" ;)

Oh that makes more sense.

Woot. Hell yes.

Yes another round.. come make us laugh!!

This week was one of the best. I laughed more than once.

Hi friends... this is mi first participation in the contest... Thanks's for oportunity... greetings from venezuela.

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@yusmi/dvjlcpdt
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Round 21 already XD I can't believe how fast my weeks are going LOL
I didn't even manage to get an entry in for round 20, So I have prioritised getting one in for round 21, and it's out already.
@comedyopenmic to the moon :)
Peace.

Holy shit, this is what you meant when you asked me to judge? I had better release that vandal from my basement prison. I hope he doesn't press charges.

Okay, bring on the funny!

Just label him a terrorist, then you can keep him down there for as long as you like. You can even record yourself torturing him, for an entry.
Peace.

Fuck me, you are smart.

I'm very experienced at these things.
So don't forget your upvote ;)
Peace.

I know I was absent,
but blame it on absinthe,
and now I'm relaxing
while people relapsing.
Ain't that fantastic?
21st week we are not gasping
we're just sarcastic
@comedyopenmic will be blasting!

Artakush sharpens his pencil in the bush...

Aahhh, the green fairy :)
Peace.

Dusting off my whoopie cushion. It's been so long I've forgotten how to submit to a #comedyopenmic round.

It was suggested to me that I should enter my latest blog post into the comedy open mic and I thought “why the fuck not?.”
https://steemit.com/zombie/@nathankaye/moving-house-a-comedy-of-errors#@profanereviews/re-nathankaye-moving-house-a-comedy-of-errors-20180708t172652849z

Many thanks to the judges, curators and all who contribute to ensuring that @comedyopenmic as a community, keep spicing up the blockchain with laughter and jolliness.
And now, here comes a new round. Yippee!

Wait we will come to you to see and to join the contest with u . Do u participate.

Hello friends of @comedyopenmic this is my participation for week 21 and well it is a frustrated guitarist who sees how domestica touches the guitar better than him and this dies of envy trying to do the same ... I will not tell you more , watch the video and laugh out loud ...

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@gaborockstar/h2aaaz1c

@comedyopenmic is a nice place, I just joined in round 20, and am so happy I did

I have returned with a lot of encouragement, this is my post for round 21! I hope you enjoy my latin humor!

My post

It is here once more. That's great, to put the mind to work.

More comedy, more fun, more porn, Ups.. I wanna say jokes hahahaah.

OK everyone, you know what 21 means?
Now you can vote!!
So let's make it a 100%er :)
Peace.

Another week has come and gone and I see a lot of beautiful entire, it's so amazing how comedy openmic could share so much laughter, well done @comedyopenmic, you're the best

Hello friends... this is my second entry for week. (Video Comedy)

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@gaborockstar/xqgahb67

This is my entry post link for COM # Round 21.

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My Entry 😎

Hi this is my entry for contest.

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read more here:
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@justnyz/comedy-open-mic-round-21-flashback
Edit: I'm late, I guess this entry is for the round 22 now.

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