Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 15

in #comedyopenmic4 years ago (edited)

Welcome to the 15th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.

Please read the contest rules here

Credit goes to @dandesign86 for creating this logo for us

Rules for Judges

  • Contest will run for a minimum of 16 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
  • Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
  • @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 5am UTC Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
  • Judges will do their best to review all entries
  • Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
  • A big thank you to @diebitch for her time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 14
  • A special thank you to our wonderful guest judges in round 14 @profanereviews, @pechichemena, @artakush, @diebitch your time is greatly appreciated.


If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.



  • Court Jester will get 55SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 0.01-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 40SBD
    • Contestant selected for Punchy's Top 10 will receive 4SBD each.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 10SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 2SBD each as a bonus prize.
  • Chuck Norris Award
    • 5 SBD given to the best curator / commenter
  • Best Comedy Video Award 15SBD
    • 3 of the best videos as selected by CarlGnash will get 5 SBD each. Click here for details

This week's prize pool 135SBD



A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.




Thank you @imjustsaying, @profanereviews, and @mahendranikum who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.

@idikuci - 194SBD , @dj123 - 132SBD + 5 Steem, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 65 SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 35SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 16.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 3SBD, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 3SBD, @jedi-won - 2SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 2SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2SBD + 2Steem, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.021SBD, @profanereviews - 5SBD


A big thank you to @lovecoins, @abh12345, @profanereviews, @bobaphet, @fromthebeginning, and @belemo who added to our delegation pool this week.

@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 2,000SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP @yesaye - 162SP, @buttcoins - 150SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 150SP, @jasonschick - 125SP, @diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @abh12345 - 50SP, @pechichemena – 50SP, @cemke - 40SP, @bitfiend - 35SP, @holybranches - 10SP, @groovatti - 10SP, @sisygoboom - 9SP, @abh12345 - 200SP, @lovecoins - 34SP, @profanereviews - 50SP, @bobaphet - 100SP, @fromthebeginning - 23SP, @belemo - 20SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.
Important Information

If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 14 and the start of Round 15 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

Come join our discord channel: CLICK HERE and just say hi.

Original Content

If you believe someone has submitted an entry that is not their work, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!


Its 15, let the comedy pour in

Ah yes, time to be funny and hopefully piss someone off while doing it.

hahaaa striving for success!!

Judge not, less thee be judged thyself ;P

Let the games begin brother.

hey @mineopoly, you've been showing some strong curation skills, would you consider becoming an official curator and possible guest Judge for future rounds in COM?

I like comedy open mic and tried curating but couldn't get 100%. Let's see if I can do better this week.

if we keep growing, nobody can give 100%, the good curators and guest judges currently does 30-40% (and that number is expected to drop as the entries increases), except for terminator5000, she's a machine that does 80-90+% to help keep things running smooth.

Haha... Then I'm in round 16 as judge...honored

You're on the Round16 roster Miney, taking over Take5 honored spot, Go Rock them next week!

You know that no one can take over take5 but for one week I will be there and rock them. Thanks for the encouragement.

Indeed :)

Here it is @supersoju , @geekorner , @superoo7 , @jackmiller, @quochuy , @ratticus (I think you can do this too!)

To the cat people, no pressure, just a reminder to think about your funny bone. Cats are meant to be funny!

To the witnesses and nerdy types, follow this example...


I'm a mad catter. I share pics of my cats all the time. They are funny shit is right! That's why I have tons of them. =^..^=

Hey hippie, I’d love to see a funny cat post from you in a COM round! I think you might have been a little discouraged, but cats have a universal appeal. This world is overrun with cat lovers and you’re sure to hit a funny sweet spot.

at this rate you're going, we might have to create a new role in COM, called roping-recruiter and put you on the list!

I get confused with all these categories. So I don't know where a good funny cat post would come in. Some of my cat pics are funny but mostly they are cute like when they are cuddling.

Hi folks!
Finally got to join in on the fun.
Please see my entry here:

Please be gentle with me! :D

what have you guys been spiking the Kool-aide? I have grown to be addicted in looking at the Comedy Open Mic Tag and snorting my daily fix while thinking of what to write for my own.

good to hear it. Just be careful milk doesn't come out.

Great! Had my entry ready in my head, but unfortunately not written down yet.. and then I got a fever and cough.. so I missed round 14 :( boohoo!

Yay, you came back.

Of course! I will never leave you guys!!! :)

Oops, wrong account... signed.. @anouk.nox !

This freaking train just won't stop, will it?

Somebody make it stop!

Here's my attempt at derailing this thing.
Thirsty at Disneyworld :: A Tale of Horror

It was and it is my pleasure to be a part of this great movement and the community. Drop it like it's Hot!

Artakush tries to pick a hot rock from the ground - fails.
All happened next to the bush...

YAYNESS!!! How big of a dipshit will I make out of myself this week? Hmmm

After reading this :
Tag a friend with the Egg Shaped Head

#COM is really going viral as many subsidiaries is springing up everyday, like #COM-Espanol, #COM-Upvote-fun.
It is good to see that the 15th round is up already.
It take those with the love of the community at the center of their heart to really want to give back to the community as #COM is committed in doing it.

I really commend the efforts of the #team.
More grease to your elbows

Thank you.

We're trying to keep it all running.

Hooray!!! Another portion of humor and fun!

nice contest..
I am interested to this contest..
for participation which tag will I use??
fun or funny?

its comedyopenmic tag

Oeh dear me #comedyopenmic.
The more Grow your age, the more powerful your strength,
Congrats #comedyopenmic forthe 15 week age

Watch out! They're comin' in hot!

Congratulations to all the organizers of this great contest, the trampoline to the real success in Steemit

Its entry times guys .... Do whatever you want to do with comedy ..... But try once
It is more fun, more money and more followers waiting for you...
Quality comedy matters ...

Great news and a great opportunity to express yourself, to all participants and organizers, I wish good luck! Thank you @comedyopenmic

Because why not...a funny fiction sci-fi story for Steemwars, Steemmonsters' illegitimate and completely unrelated cousin.

Steemwars - Mission 2 - Part 2 - Hip to be Square

I finally made time to write this week. Only the one entry for me. :)

You will know how much ugly you are when even foods start hating you
Here is my entry

Contest comedy funny story, this is very nice friends

hello I made two tickets and they did not judge me, I'm interested in your opinion to improve little ah little

You can check out the posts we put out in #comedyschool it can help. If you would like specific feedback to your post, come in to discord it is easier to provide feedback there.

hiii to all! this is my entrance: Comedy Open Mic Round15 Entry 1 - A Funny Salsa Dancing with @valeriabandes - Blessings!

Felicidades a todos los ganadores de esta grandiosa quinta ronda.! Es un maravilloso trabajo lo que hacen, me entretengo mucho todas las semanas viendo las divertidas locuras de los participantes. Espero ganar algún día jajaja!

My obesity is flaring up and I decided to talk about it for this week's entry. Enjoy.

been going off and on.
Too busy schedule.
Coming hard this week, you guys should wait for it.

Can't wait. Will wear big underwear just in case.

welcome, Happy to have you aboard this train...

No one knows where it's going but we're happy it's going.

Cheers. I have a feeling it's gonna continue being successful :)

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