2nd Language Problems - Comedy Open Mic Round 13 Entry 2

As an Iraqi who spends most of his time writing and talking in Arabic I always come back here and realize that I have to write in English. Sure, I could write in Arabic but it won’t get me anything. I could write the most profound thing in Arabic and all I’ll get only one upvote from @dandesign86 and 50 people contacting the CIA and linking my post as a potential threat.

I Bad English. Sure it’s not as bad as the guys giving “thanks for you” to @traf whenever he posts something. Which speaking off, I made a comment there with this

To which I got a lot of hate

Well, not as much hate as it is a guy putting in my mind the worst porn foursome for me to witness. Typically I’ll be happy if my mother came back from the death, but if it’s happening just so she participate in a foursome with my GF and sister I’ll be fine with her remaining dead.

Not only that, but the guy is threatening to do that with a triple condom. Which I can’t for the life of me figure out what that is. Is it three condoms stacked over each other? Not sure, the guy didn’t answer despite me and @trafalgar asking him about it. But of course if your foursome plan includes a dead woman and an imaginary girlfriend triple condom is what you need, especially knowing my sister.

I want to help the angry trolls insulting me because of a joke. And I tried to understand what their problem was

Then it was obvious to me what the problem was: I don’t right to negligence any region, the man hoped I understand which he’d be sorely disappointed in my ability to understand gibirish, if only he had explained it in a way that makes even less sense.

Then I was informed that I was born from a dog sparm, which I assume is a farm dogs’ sperm, maybe.

Later on my errors it was explained to me

Well, he tried.... but he did say “you are a human ok.....” which is a bigger compliment than what my dad ever called me. He carried on

To clarify by “he” he means me. And I’m guessing my comment turned him into a sock since he was “socked” by it. Also “if you are doing trool’s and send everybody then what you think ?” Which means...... I don’t know. I tried every decryption site, no results. At least now @take5 would see this and realize how good My English is.... perspectively of course.

I of course have my own problems with the language, for instance I used to mistake the word “peanut” for “penis” which led me to tell airport security how much my dad likes the sour penis my sister makes. It was also a problem when I told a guy to suck my peanut in a middle of 20 guys’ fight that was about to break but didn’t because both side made peace after having mutual grounds agreement regarding how much my English sucks.

It’s that struggle the drives me insane, especially while working on crossword puzzles, been stuck for a week on one and I’d actually like to ask for your helping solving it. Two letter word, a negative used to express dissent, denial, or refusal, as in response to a question or request.

I don’t kNOw what that word is, do you guys kNOw? I asked my friend BruNO but he said “no” so I guess he doesn’t kNOw. What was that Megan TraiNOr song called? Do you ever NOtice you forget important words when you need them the most? No? Okay.