A Crappy Cartoon (Cartoon-Off Contest) (Steemitbloggers Contest) (Comedy Open Mic Round # 29)steemCreated with Sketch.

in cartoon-off •  4 months ago

If ever there were a week where I was entitled to indulge in maximum laziness, it's this one. In the 7 days my daughter has been alive, I think I have managed to get about 7 hours of sleep.

My Steemit to-do list was getting too long. So bam, here you go, triple play with one shot.


My wife says a box of crackers does not count as a meal. I beg to differ. You can't argue with results.

Also, coffee. Lots and lots and lots of coffee.

Excuse me while I fall asleep on the keyboard.


This was my entry for Week 8 of the Cartoon-Off contest put on by @corpsvalues.

This was also my entry for the Steemitbloggers Stickfigures Storyboard Contest, organized by @jaynie.

This was also my entry for Round 29 of the Comedy Open Mic contest. I nominate @fromage and @disc-jitsu87.


@DollarsAndSense is a sleep-deprived father of two. He is too tired and too lazy to link to any of his past posts tonight. You should go search his blog if you want them. They are way better than today. He is sorry.

Please feel free to reuse the text and pictures in this post without my permission.

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ahaha! I think this resonates with a lot of people out there dollarsandsense!
The other day I read that for every night that you don't have a good solid night's sleep it will take 100 days to recover! lol.

I hope not because you may never recover!


Oh boy, I hope not too! Heh, when I first read the comment I thought you were gonna say "takes 100 days off your life". I was gonna be really in trouble if that was the case!


haha! yeah me too, I worked so many years on third shift that my time would be up if that was the case! But your situation will certainly get you used to going without sleep if you weren't before!

Its not easy man. Congrats to you and your family for the new born. Look up "triple play" in a porn website 😂


Thanks for the well-wishes!

Urbandictionary did the trick too :P Whoops, guess I should have used a different term XD


The newborn baby days... I feel ya, stick man.

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heehhe...so funny and...true..:)

oh man...new borns.... see you in a few months. but enjoy its blessed tiredness!


It’s all worth it! Thanks 🙂