Cheap Gifts For Good Steemit Friends!

in #busy6 years ago (edited)

Remember that post I made about the Greek fair I was a couple days ago? If not here's a link to check it out.

Now, if you visit the post you will notice that one of the top voted comments is this one by @rouketas:

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In case you don't know, @rouketas is a man of taste so it's natural he got attracted and asked the price of that stylish, 100% original Rolex!

Long story short I went to the fair again today and contemplated if I should buy it as a gift for him.

After all, it's an ORIGINAL rolex and my budget is tight! But then I remembered what a generous person he is.

I won't forget how many months ago I told him it's my birthday and he asked me what gift do I want. Jokingly, I said him to send me 10 NEO. Please note, that was when the price per piece was 50 or 100 $, can't remember exactly. And he was more than happy to send them to me!

Of course I told him I was joking and kindly refused his NEO... Which reminds me of what a dumb fuck I am!!! Somebody was offering me 1000 $ and I said no! Oh well.. I guess there's always a next time...

But since he is so generous I said fuck it and bought the ORIGINAL rolex he was asking for:

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You see? It says ROLEX on the back in case you are not sure if it's original or not!

Btw, @rouketas now that I got it for youI hope you don't forget the promise you made ;)
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After spending a fortune for that ORIGINAL rolex I decided to go on a shopping spree. First I got another cute pepe for a steemian who I won't be naming. He didn't ask for it but hopefully he will like it:

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Then I said fuck it, and bought a whole pepe gang just for me:

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Then I got this cute egg-embryo thing for another great guy here on steemit, @steemychicken1. Hopefully, it will reminisce him of his early steps in the crypto world before he became a handsome, fully grown rooster:

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Then I got this insect aquarium thingy for @ruth-girl because she likes insects:

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And this squishy T-Rex head thingie for a friend of mine that haven't convinced yet to register on steemit:

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And finally, I got this strangely cute one eyed creature for me, and me only. IT'S MINE!!!!

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Oh, yeah! I forgot the mandatory food photos:

First I had a super yummy strawberry waffle:

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And then some soublakia that unfortunately tasted like shit . Furthermore, the place we chose to sit had only two beers.

Piss Amstel and Piss Heineken, so I went for the lesser of the two piss:

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Ok.. That's All Folks!

Until the next shit post...

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I think that you should take up mud wrestling - at least as a hobby if not as a career :-)

Only if you join me! 😍

Depends. What will you be wearing? ;)

Something like this: image1.jpeg

I don't have long hair so I'll let you pick the wig!

I'll wait patiently while you let your hair grow.

Oh my ! Oh my! my first goldie-diamond shinny Rolex ! You little devil ! I Thankss !!
Now your Pepe gang will hang out with @ruth-girl troll gang !

Hehe, her gang should get prepared to get gang-raped by my Pepes!

Lol high time this dude is suspended till he stops cracking me up.

Of course I told him I was joking and kindly refused his NEO... Which reminds me of what a dumb fuck I am!!! Somebody was offering me 1000 $ and I said no! Oh well.. I guess there's always a next time...

Honestly I can't believe you said no

He sounds like a great guy, Nice of you to reciprocate.

I would have said you got taste after getting the rolex then you went on a weird shopping spree so am just gonna keep my compliment for the big eyed toy thing you got for yourself

my VP is too low so I can't upvote for a few days

Yeah he is! No worries, let your VP recharge. My 9 children will die of starvation in the meantime.

Lol my $0.02 upvote must really be special

Well it says Rolex on the back so it has to be original. My girlfriend would have really appreciated the dildo Darth vader though.
Oh yeah, my birthday's on the 15th of this month, so I'm sending nudes to everyone that's helped me through my steemit experience. I have a pretty huge penis so be prepared to be blown away. I like @ruth-girl so she gets a dick picin Oprah Winfrey's voice

That's something I would like to see too! You have my discord ;)

I don't think discord can handle a file this big its gotta be Dropbox or a separate penis server

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You see? It says ROLEX on the back in case you are not sure if it's original or not!

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νομίζω οτι η μπύρα και τα σουβλάκια ή όπος το λένε στη Αθήνα τα καλαμάκια... ειναι οτι πρέπει αυτή την ώρα!!!
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Ότι πρέπει ήταν αλλά ήταν τελείως ανοστά :(

Nice or not. If he is not a close friend of yours, why should he give you 1000? Well, I wouldn't have accepted that either. In fact, I got offered the same amount on facebook once and turned it down. I think everyone has intuitive reasons for it.

My condolences for falling for cheap beer and meat skewers. LOL!

Because I am beautiful 😎

of course, you are. ;-) I can see it.

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