My Top 10 funniest business quotes
Here are my top 10 funniest business quotes
A business meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
- Unknown
The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
- Lilly Tomlin
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do.
- Roy L. Smith
There’s no secret about business success. Did you ever know a successful business man who didn’t tell you about it?
- Kin Hubbard
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
- Robert Frost
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan
A business consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
-Unknown
A business expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
- Unknown
Never interrupte your business competitor when they are making a mistake.
- Akpe Emmanuel
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