RE: "I F%*king love" Friday series: Background and Overview
How to Fuck: Fucking Lessons for Beginners
Hi, how the fuck are you today? My fucking name is @nonameslefttouse the fucking writer him the fuck self. Fuck, I'm here today to teach you fuckers a little fucking lesson. Now sit the fuck down, get some fucking popcorn and fucking relax.
Fucking is not the easiest fucking thing to do. Many mother fuckers will get all fucking pissed off with you if you start fucking around. I'd ask those fuckers to leave the fuck now if this is not you're fucking thing as to avoid further fucking damage. I truly mean no fucking harm to you or your fucking beliefs. The last fucking thing I need is a fucking lawsuit. Read this fucking disclaimer if there are any fucking problems. As for the rest of you friendly fuckers, fuck on my friends, fuck on.
Fucking the fucking fuckers should be taken seriously. Never fuck around or you will be told to fuck off. Get to the fucking point. One fucking day you will remember this inforfuckingmation and be like:
Oh fuck yeah! I remember that.
Never forget to use your fucking memory. It's the most important fucking thing to any potential fucker when attempting to fuck. Fuck the fucking fuckers gently.
Fuckers caught fucking around with the fucking shit will be fucked. Think forward while fucking or you will get fucked.
Getting fucked is not something people like to fuck with. They leave that shit the fuck alone. In other cases getting fucked could be the greatest fucking thing. It's all a matter of fucking perspective. Learn which fuck is for you.
It is always best to first agree to fuck before you fuck. Simply ask, "Would you be interested in fuck today?" You will get your fucking answer. The fucking answer might not be the fucking answer you'd like to fucking hear, but you better do what they fucking say. Fucking abuse is about the worst fucking thing any fucker can do.
Fucking Conclusion
Once you fucking know how to fuck properly, many fuckers from around the fucking world will come to see your fuck. They will enjoy your fucking company. They will want to fuck all day and into the fucking night. It'll be fuck this, fuck that, fuck these, fuck those and fuck them all. Now would you look at that fucking clock?
Time to get the fuck outta here. Thank you for this fucking moment.
Holy fuck! That was the fucking comment to beat all motherfucking comments! Nobody gives a fuck like you do. Nobody could not give any fucks at all like you do too! That was fucking spectacular!
If you're reading this, check out his fucking post!
That was one of the first jokes I wrote and published here that actually got any attention. Everyone had fun and then that big bad vote dealer 'freedom' came and flagged it to death. Oh well!
Got enough fucked for today. I'm out!