To: Renee Nouveau
CC: BlockCorp HR
From: N. A. Bird
Subject: Cyber-Monday Specials Return/Upgrade Policy Question
I hesitate to involve IT in this issue as the upgrades are certainly operating, as best as I can determine, within their documented specifications, however I would like to inquire if it would be possible to exchange or perhaps upgrade last year's mechanized titanium carbide femur replacement (hah, take that Red Tuesday!) to the more durable tungsten carbide model with the optional exoskeletal plating?
I mistakenly opted for Monday's deep-learning-enhanced retracting radial saw blade and I think it's been colluding with the cybernetic neural net rotator cuff and I'm growing concerned that they may attempt to excise the excellent but slightly dated femur. I don't want to replace either of these top-of-the line enhancements since I'm finally able to meet my mining quotas, but I need to do something about this situation as I don't think it can wait until next years excellent sales.
Perhaps there is some sort of employee purchase program or financing available? I'd like to handle this before my lack of figurative leg to stand on becomes a literal problem.
Accountant/Adjunct Storage Room B