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Subject: Cyber-Monday Specials [Block Corp | Business Office Roleplay]

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To: Renee Nouveau
CC: BlockCorp HR
From: N. A. Bird
Subject: Cyber-Monday Specials Return/Upgrade Policy Question

I hesitate to involve IT in this issue as the upgrades are certainly operating, as best as I can determine, within their documented specifications, however I would like to inquire if it would be possible to exchange or perhaps upgrade last year's mechanized titanium carbide femur replacement (hah, take that Red Tuesday!) to the more durable tungsten carbide model with the optional exoskeletal plating?

I mistakenly opted for Monday's deep-learning-enhanced retracting radial saw blade and I think it's been colluding with the cybernetic neural net rotator cuff and I'm growing concerned that they may attempt to excise the excellent but slightly dated femur. I don't want to replace either of these top-of-the line enhancements since I'm finally able to meet my mining quotas, but I need to do something about this situation as I don't think it can wait until next years excellent sales.

Perhaps there is some sort of employee purchase program or financing available? I'd like to handle this before my lack of figurative leg to stand on becomes a literal problem.

Thanks!

NA Bird
Accountant/Adjunct Storage Room B

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To: N. A. Bird
From: Lex Tenebris
Subject: Cyber-Monday Specials Return/Upgrade Policy Question

Plant Operations is aware of the supplier problem with that particular shipment of rotator cuffs and has extended an offer of replacement to all of those who have replaced integral equipment with those cuffs in the last six months, three days, 14 hours.

Unfortunately, your replacement was installed before the supplier's contracted admission of culpability and as such is not covered by corporate warrantee or Plant Operations.

At this moment as a result of the large amount of new onboarding, access to new equipment is extremely limited until the beginning of the next fiscal quarter. However, it is suggested that if your current impairment makes you unable to meet your mining quotas, radical correction may be one of the means by which the Corporation may intervene.

Please contact your immediate supervisor for more detailed instructions. Should you be remanded to Plant Operations, be assured that we will treat you in line with our central axioms. You are an important part of BlockCorp and its most important product.


Lex Tenebris
#BlockCorp Plant Operations Administration
Physical Plant #874246-M3