What does Cryptocurrency and Corgis have in common?

What does Cryptocurrency and Corgis have in common? A question that has plagued the minds of millions for at least the past 70 years. In this article today, I am going to attempt to answer that question.

The current estimated value of a Pembroke Welsh Corgi is over $800, with some going for as much as $2500, which would make them the second most valueable cryptocurrency, behind Bitcoin. This is amazing, because Corgis are a consistent store of value. It is difficult to store a lot of Corgis, say $50,000 worth, in a wallet. Cryptocurrencies definitely hold the advantage there. For small values, though, Corgis are a much better investment, because they pay dividends in love and doggie kisses. It's rather difficult to extract any love value from Crypto. You can't hug or pet and cuddle Ethereum. At least, not very well. +1 Corgis

Corgis have been accepted everywhere, their greatest endorsement coming from her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. The Queen Mother has held many Corgis over the years, as many as 3000
at one time. She diversifies and has a mix of Pembroke Welsh Corgis and Cardigans; Cardigans obviously being the inferior breed, with their stupid long tail. As of today, cryptocurrencies have not been approved by the Queen. When asked her opinion on the value of a Corgi and the value of Bitcoin, the Queen was quoted as saying "Purple pants. Cup of tea in the roundabout on a trolley-loo. Hoop a joop joop." +1 Corgis

In conclusion, you'd have to be a fool to not see the amazing similarities between a Corgi and a Crypto. Yes, they have their differences, but we must focus on the things that make them so alike. Remember, the elite want to destroy us all, and divide and conquer tactics are their greatest weapon. That, and central control over the money supply. For that reason, we must use decentralized currencies such as Bitcoin and Pembroke Welsh Corgis (look at their little corgi butts wiggle! Ooh, so cute!) to break their iron grip on this world and stop the systematic destruction of the poor and middle classes. Although Corgis beat Crypto 2-0 in this article, I would still recommend using internet coins for large or fast transactions, and as a less bulky way of storing your valueable money, over Corgis, as Crypto also doesn't shit all over the floor.

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Disclaimer: Many "facts" in this article have been made up and is purely for entertainment purposes.

Sources:
http://www.hillspet.com/en/us/dog-breeds/welsh-corgi-pembroke
http://corgiguide.com/how-much-corgis-cost/