🦜 Bird Facts & Jokes of a Day: 2023-12-04 🦅

in #birds5 months ago

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🐦 Bird Fact ​​☝​

More than 150 kinds of birds have become extinct since 1600, though many more may have died out that scientists don’t know about. It wasn’t just European explorers that killed bird species. Archeology shows that when people first arrived in ancient times in Hawaii and on islands in the South Pacific and Caribbean, they killed many birds Europeans had never seen before.


🐤 Bird Joke 🐤

Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven,
talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done
about mankind's filthy ways. Jesus says he's going to pop down
to Skegness to see the situation for himself, and Paul agrees to
join him. When they get there, Jesus asks what the huge metal
pipe is for. Paul tells him it's used to take human
waste out to sea where the muck kills dolphins, so Jesus decides to
take action and strides across the waves. Walking alongside,
Paul is soon knee-deep in filthy water, while Jesus scoots along on
top of the sea. Ever hopeful of some help he slogs
on, and Jesus keeps walking on water... but soon the water is up to
Paul's chin. "Master," he calls, "I will follow you
anywhere, but I.


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